sandra bullock has moved out

By brendon March 18, 2010 @ 10:36 AM

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It wasn’t until yesterday that news spread about Jesse James cheating on his wife Sandra Bullock, but she obviously knew about it before then, because she moved out on Monday. People magazine says…

The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a report of infidelity by her husband surfaced, a source tells PEOPLE.

According to Forbes, Bullock is worth 85 million dollars, so all this retard James had to do was have sex with Sandra Bullock forever and he’d get to split 85 million dollars. If anyone has ever been this fucking stupid before, the government has kept it under wraps, so as not to embolden our enemies.

wwtdd

(176) Comments

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    Jessica 03/18/2010 10:40

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    Chicago_animal 03/18/2010 10:43

    James had a few million of his own I’m sure. He’s a sellout product indorsing whore!

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    niffer 03/18/2010 10:46

    I’d like to puncture her special place. Always have, always will.

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    Observer 03/18/2010 10:48

    I’m not a big Sandra Bullock fan…..

    …she looks way too much like the type of chick I could nail after a few drinks……

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    ohmwrecker 03/18/2010 10:51

    Jesse James is really helping that tattooed piece of shit dirtbag biker image. Maybe he should shiv somebody in a bar fight.

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    oy 03/18/2010 10:51

    sandra’s just too average somehow….

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    oy 03/18/2010 10:52

    but the that tattoo chick is like wall paper…

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    Observer 03/18/2010 10:53

    Ohmwrecker’s avatar looks like the type of chick I would have difficulty in convincing her to pork me……

    ….but I’d be willing to try…..

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    Tito's Anal Adventures 03/18/2010 10:55

    He took the tattoo nerd instead of this. Dumb motherfucker.

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    Tito's Anal Adventures 03/18/2010 10:56

    And Jessica — you are my hero!!

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    Observer 03/18/2010 10:57

    I can’t blame Jesse James for fucking the skank……

    ….especially if he thought he was not going to get caught…….

    …in fact….I often use that excuse with my wife…..

    …”but honey….I wasn’t planning on you finding out”….

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    Tito's Anal Adventures 03/18/2010 10:58

    Obs, that’s a valid point there!

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    Rokan 03/18/2010 10:59

    Obs,

    How many fingers am I holding up?

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    ohmwrecker 03/18/2010 11:00

    I bet if you stick your cock in that chick’s pussy there’s a tattoo on it when you pull it out.

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    Just the Tip 03/18/2010 11:02

    Meanwhile…

    Sandra’s down in Austin getting gang banged at SXSW in retaliation.

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    ohmwrecker 03/18/2010 11:06

    Sandy, the only thing that can fix a broken heart is a pussy full of jizz. Fuck the pain away.

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    RemSteale 03/18/2010 11:09

    I get the impression Sandra was the safe choice to hide his biker girlfriends from his mom, and the custody courts.

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    Watt 03/18/2010 11:10

    Yeah he’s a moron. sandra is worth a ton more money now that she won best actress.

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    Observer 03/18/2010 11:12

    Sandra Bullock seems like the type of dumb cunt who “lives” vicariously through pseudo-badboys…….

    …..of course….that’s same reason my wife married me….

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    Observer 03/18/2010 11:13

    Rokan….

    ….holding up where?

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