LINDSAY LOHAN - is 23, and Roberto Cavalli is 69. Good luck trying to figure out which one to feel sorry for. (wenn)
JAY LENO - is planning a week of shows in New York City, to beat Letterman “on his home turf”. Leno will be great there. I bet he’ll have some real zingers about how the Knicks aren’t very good at basketball. This guy doesn’t care whose toes he steps on. (pop eater)
DARYL HANNAH - is naked in her new movie, and the Sun has a few pictures. She might have the best naked body of any 50 year old I’ve ever seen, and I base that on comparisons to absolutely nothing. Or did you think this was some kind of geriatric lust website. (the sun)
SIMON MONJACK - is SOL because Brittany Murphy left him out of her will. I went one year into the future to question him about this, but he was too busy asking a cat if it was gonna finish that Meow Mix. (us.com)
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT - somehow pulled a super tight dress over her fat hips last night. If you don’t feel like clicking the link, just imagine what it looks like right after a python swallows a pig. (daily mail)
Jeez Lindsay, just start the porn career already
Daryl Hannah had a great ass in Splash, was that really 26 years ago?
I feel old
I like size 2..she gives me a 7
Python swallowed a pig haha.
Roy Orbison naked in a bathtub with Daryl Hannah?
How could you tell where her ass stopped and her dorsal fin began?
You never saw Splash then DTF?
I hope the NYPD ass rapes Jay Leno with a broomstick.
Just bits and pieces, Rem.
Ariel is the only mermaid for me. I’d so put it in her blowhole…
Isnt that a scene from Last Exit to Brooklyn, Ohm??
I was always more partial to Belle from Beauty & the Beast myself….
lohan, Leno, and monjack in the same post? Bro, you need better material. there HAS to be some pseudo famous bare tit out there…step it up slakker.
Disney chicks are frigid bitches. Give me a threesome with the Scooby Doo girls. If the Mystery Machine is a-rockin’, don’t bother knockin’!
JLH looks hot in that dress… are you fuckin’ high ?
I followed the link for Hewitt and she looks good man, whatever. She rocked in Splash and I dug her even as a little tyke, girls mature faster than guys is still up for question.
Dirt, try getting a girlfriend. I hear they bare tits.
You always got the impression that Velma was getting some Daphne action that Fred wasnt….
Tom, are you confused, or am I?
Rem, you know that Velma was hiding a slamming bod under that turtleneck sweater.
Do not understand the prejudice against JLH, she is definitely fuckable!