If you’re an excitable nerd I mean cool guy like I am, you have tons of sex with many beautiful ladies. More to the point, you have Apple and Yahoo and Trailer Addict all bookmarked because movie trailers are cool.
So today was big because the long awaited trailer for Tron: Legacy is out, as well as a second trailer for Iron Man 2. This one spends more time on the great Sam Rockwell, but more importantly it has Scarlett Johansson arching her back.
This is about as good as it gets lately because she stopped being slutty fun when she hooked up with that goody-goody Mr. Perfect, Ryan Reynolds. Based on that and that alone, I feel like Canada should be considered our mortal enemy from now until they divorce.











Not Jessica!
BIOAATCH!
Saw the trailer yesterday and uselessjunk.com
You’re getting slower NPD
is that armpit hair there?!
ummm she’ll be like that campbell chick who got butt nakid at the ripe age of 34 when no one cared and her career was dead as a door knob…. which will suck because i want scarlet nakid now!
Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.
I believe Scarlett Johansson would look better as a fake blond with roots growing in; arching her back like the klassy girl below…
Jessica…give up you fucking turd…….
Pepper, does your kid look like Zombie?
Zombie is black?
SCUM - that avi’s just… creepy.
I will not be seeing Tron. Remaking that movie is blasphemy. Next there will be a gci new and improved Goonies remake in 3D!!!!! Why does hollywood feel the need to continually remake amazing, classic movies that had no need to be redone in the first place. With the amount of money these hacks bring in at the box office, you’d think people would demand some creativity or gasp, something original?
Tom, yeah…im no small fry
I think the expression most commonly used is “built like a brick shithouse”
Has anyone met or married any millionaires from Jessica’s site?
….because I could use a few bucks…..
Thanks for leaving me back there with the ass. Asshats.
Seeing the Tron trailer makes me want to take mushrooms for some reason.
DC, not any more creepy then the reality of their 8 years together.
Did everyone see Pepper’s wedding photos?
http://erooups.com/2010/03/01/oh_these_brides_part_2_59_pics.html
holy shit obs, that almost makes me want to get married….Almost.
Marriage is a great thing for men……
….chicks…..I still don’t see why they sign up for so much shit……just so they can have one play-acting day……