03.09.2010 what a good day for movie trailers

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If you’re an excitable nerd I mean cool guy like I am, you have tons of sex with many beautiful ladies. More to the point, you have Apple and Yahoo and Trailer Addict all bookmarked because movie trailers are cool.

So today was big because the long awaited trailer for Tron: Legacy is out, as well as a second trailer for Iron Man 2. This one spends more time on the great Sam Rockwell, but more importantly it has Scarlett Johansson arching her back.

This is about as good as it gets lately because she stopped being slutty fun when she hooked up with that goody-goody Mr. Perfect, Ryan Reynolds. Based on that and that alone, I feel like Canada should be considered our mortal enemy from now until they divorce.

(43) Comments

  1. oy 03/09/2010 15:57

    Not Jessica!

  2. oy 03/09/2010 15:57

    BIOAATCH!

  3. Mac-Daddy 03/09/2010 15:57

    Saw the trailer yesterday and uselessjunk.com

    You’re getting slower NPD

  4. oy 03/09/2010 15:57

    is that armpit hair there?!

  5. oy 03/09/2010 15:59

    ummm she’ll be like that campbell chick who got butt nakid at the ripe age of 34 when no one cared and her career was dead as a door knob…. which will suck because i want scarlet nakid now!

  6. Jessica 03/09/2010 16:00

    Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.

  7. Slaappy 03/09/2010 16:01

    I believe Scarlett Johansson would look better as a fake blond with roots growing in; arching her back like the klassy girl below…

  8. pepper 03/09/2010 16:07

    Jessica…give up you fucking turd…….

  9. SCUM 03/09/2010 16:13

    Pepper, does your kid look like Zombie?

  10. pepper 03/09/2010 16:14

    Zombie is black?

  11. DarkCherry 03/09/2010 16:14

    SCUM - that avi’s just… creepy.

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/09/2010 16:15

    I will not be seeing Tron. Remaking that movie is blasphemy. Next there will be a gci new and improved Goonies remake in 3D!!!!! Why does hollywood feel the need to continually remake amazing, classic movies that had no need to be redone in the first place. With the amount of money these hacks bring in at the box office, you’d think people would demand some creativity or gasp, something original?

  13. SuperB 03/09/2010 16:18

    Tom, yeah…im no small fry

    I think the expression most commonly used is “built like a brick shithouse”

  14. Observer 03/09/2010 16:22

    Has anyone met or married any millionaires from Jessica’s site?

    ….because I could use a few bucks…..

  15. Death to Finkle! 03/09/2010 16:23

    Thanks for leaving me back there with the ass. Asshats.

  16. SCUM 03/09/2010 16:24

    Seeing the Tron trailer makes me want to take mushrooms for some reason.

  17. SCUM 03/09/2010 16:26

    DC, not any more creepy then the reality of their 8 years together.

  18. Observer 03/09/2010 16:36

    Did everyone see Pepper’s wedding photos?

    http://erooups.com/2010/03/01/oh_these_brides_part_2_59_pics.html

  19. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/09/2010 16:38

    holy shit obs, that almost makes me want to get married….Almost.

  20. Observer 03/09/2010 16:40

    Marriage is a great thing for men……

    ….chicks…..I still don’t see why they sign up for so much shit……just so they can have one play-acting day……

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