jenna jameson says she was just kidding

Two days ago Jenna Jameson claimed that Tito Ortiz, “threw me into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder.” But now she says the rumors that Tito Ortiz assaulted her are being distorted. One person even claimed Tito threw Jenna into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in her shoulder.

Typical tabloid media. But whatever because now Jenna is taking it all back.

Jenna, who accused Tito of injuring her during an argument, now tells TMZ, “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.”  Translation — he didn’t hurt me.

Well gee no shit. Of course that bitch was lying. When Tito Ortiz punches you, you stay punched. You don’t go outside and give a press conference. Especially when you’re a 90 pound girl whose white blood cells are still gasping for air after 15 years in porn. If Tito hit her, she wouldn’t have died, she would have turned see-thru then floated up through the ceiling.