oh stfu esquire

By brendon April 20, 2010 @ 5:34 PM

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Esquire magazine has come out with their ‘Women We Love’ issue, with fatty Christina Hendricks on the cover as the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, and at one point they have a 75 Greatest Women Of All Time list. For Karen Allen (yes, Karen Allen), they write

Animal House! Raiders of the Lost Ark! Our nine- and twenty-two-year-old selves just fell in love all over again.

‘Raiders’ came out in 1981. So the person writing this is 51 years old. It’s no wonder this magazine is so cool and hip. This list, composed mostly of the writer naming strange women he’d like to fuck, couldn’t be any creeepier unless it was called 75 Women Whose Hair I’d Like to Stroke Before I Eat Them Because They’re All Godless Whores.

wwtdd

(233) Comments

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    ItsMeEmilyG 04/20/2010 17:36

    That doesn’t even look like Christina Hendricks!

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    Chicago_animal 04/20/2010 17:38

    Christina: Pay this site and tomorrow you will have a post saying your the hottest woman in the world.

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    SCUM 04/20/2010 17:40

    <<<< This story was all over the web YESTERDAY idiot.

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    enigmahfc 04/20/2010 17:40

    “with fatty Christina Hendricks”

    You are so fucking gay that gay people think you’re gay.

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    Chicago_animal 04/20/2010 17:41

    “Fatty Christina Hendricks” !? Wow! Can you sound any more like a woman??

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    Iblewbubbles 04/20/2010 17:42

    Take the picture after the nip-slip, ya big douche

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    SuperB 04/20/2010 17:44

    holy Airbursh batman

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    SomeoneluvsU 04/20/2010 17:44

    Is Kirstie Alley number 2?

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    Watt 04/20/2010 17:46

    Wasn’t he slobbering over how much he likes red heads with big tits at some point?

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    Mike Hunt 04/20/2010 17:47

    Senorita Super B,

    You make a woman like that look like an old burro pulling a cart.
    I would like to give you a mushroom stamp with my thot amale.

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    pepper 04/20/2010 17:48

    Who voted..Don Notts and Paul Lynde?

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    Chicago_animal 04/20/2010 17:49

    If she was in Csptain America she would be so damn hot!

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    Tuco The Ugly 04/20/2010 17:50

    I go away for a few minutes and now everyone has senor and senorita.
    Dios mio!!!!

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    Chicago_animal 04/20/2010 17:51

    Are you sure his comments used to be funny? I’ve been comming here for about a year now and rarely see anything funny….unless you read these comments cause it’s usually ON down here.

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    ladiesman4242 04/20/2010 17:53

    Are gay or just stupid? That is a hot sexy woman with dangerous curves. You must prefer your women to be flat and look like starved boys!

    Dude, if she’s fat, gimme more women like here

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    SuperB 04/20/2010 17:54

    oh what a sweet donkey

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    Mike Hunt 04/20/2010 17:54

    Senor Tuco,
    Who is the ass now, mi amigo?

    HEEEEHAAAWWWWW!

  18. avatar
    Tuco The Ugly 04/20/2010 17:55

    Mike Hunt, you fucking ass get your own shit!

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    chubby chaser 04/20/2010 17:56

    Chicago_animal I’m waiting to LOL.

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    Iblewbubbles 04/20/2010 17:56

    Animal House! Raiders of the Lost Ark! Our nine- and twenty-two-year-old selves just fell in love all over again.

    What does that even mean?

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