Esquire magazine has come out with their ‘Women We Love’ issue, with fatty Christina Hendricks on the cover as the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, and at one point they have a 75 Greatest Women Of All Time list. For Karen Allen (yes, Karen Allen), they write
Animal House! Raiders of the Lost Ark! Our nine- and twenty-two-year-old selves just fell in love all over again.
‘Raiders’ came out in 1981. So the person writing this is 51 years old. It’s no wonder this magazine is so cool and hip. This list, composed mostly of the writer naming strange women he’d like to fuck, couldn’t be any creeepier unless it was called 75 Women Whose Hair I’d Like to Stroke Before I Eat Them Because They’re All Godless Whores.
I’m actually quite handsome I’ll have you know….not quite as much as your little buddy with the dodgy mustache but I do what I can.
Mustaches are useful when in the throes of cunnilingus.
how bout a goat?
It gives you something to sop up the clam-juice, huh Steff?
Steff, I don’t show mu junk to dudes. Sorry!
Rokan, have you been smoking again….I don’t understand a fucking word Mony writes…..fucking Mexicans need to stay in Germany and not come to the US….don’t they have potatoes over there they can pick?
nice
Where is Watt..I want him to tell me again…”Pepper, strawberries not potatoes”
Looks like the night crew is in full mutherfucking effizz-ect.
back to mexicans?
Not so much sop. It has a delightful ticklish effect.
I see a Duck…nope wait…I see a Bunny…..shit…Bunny…Duck…….Bunny……MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!
And for the 80th time. I’m not a gentleman. I have a fuzz free genitalia pocket. No dangling.
Steff, you don’t have to shout, I heard you the first time……
genitalia pocket? is that like a hot pocket
duckbutter, where are you from?
I want to know why Rokan left?
ooooooklahoma
It’s April 20th, that’s why I assume Rokan left.
tulsa to be exact
GOD, I feel sorry for you..that is one Ugly fucking state!!!
Flat , Hot, tornadoes, Hail and nothing to do but run down to the shelter.
Part of the Oklahoma border touches Colorado inappropriately and I want it to stop.