sandra bullock is a good stepmom

Jesse James has three kids, two with his porn star ex-wife who just got out of jail, but she lost custody and Jesse is in rehab, so that means the kids are practically orphans. But then Sandra Bullock saw them in the rain, and she brought them home and raised them and then they played football.

We’re told all three kids — Sunny, Chandler and Jesse, Jr. — are all with Sandra.
Our sources say Sandra is not living at her Hollywood Hills home, which has become paparazzi central for more than a week.
One source very familiar with the situation tells TMZ, “It’s a positive sign about Sandra’s relationship with Jesse.” The source would not elaborate.

Sandra must be really nice. If someone cheated on me the way this jackass cheated on her, I’d take those bastard kids and sell them in an auction on the internet. And I don’t mean one of the classy auctions like in that Liam Neeson movie. I mean one of the sleazy ones. The kind in Spanish.