Whenever Paris Hilton tries to look sexy, the result is always terrible. Her hair always seems like someone looking the other way did it while they rode around on a horse. But then she’ll walk around like this and look way way better. Hair down, and just a see-thru tshirt with no bra and some… whatever those pants are called. Every time she tries half as hard she always looks twice as good. If she tried a quarter as hard, she’d look four times as good, and if she didn’t try at all, she would transform into a golden beam of omnipotent light.
(source = flynet online)
I would rather have an image of Tori Spelling’s face burned into my memory during sex for the rest of my life than touch this hag’s smut-crotch.
not confusing, not sexy, not good at all.
move along, there’s nothing to see here.
more tess taylor bong pics!
She’s a’ight… but she needs to eat some cheeseburgers.
She needs to eat a bottle of cyanide.
I would gladly fuck this chick if she was someone else……
She should share that bottle with Lilo
I think she looks pretty edible here
I Approve!
Lohan > Paris
‘Rella, you’re big on vitamins aren’t you? :P
Redman, you never answered my question on the last thread; Are those tittums ya got in your avatar your woman’s hooters?
Oh and burgers, apparently.
Haha not really… I guess these broads just always look deficient in some sort of nutrient to me.
I do take vitamins tho.
Bacon cheeseburgers more specifically.
Nothing wrong with recommending burgers and vitamins. You could do a call-in radio show. I would be the yin to your yang, recommending vagina and recreational drugs to all the repressed males.
Mmmm I would kill a bacon cheeseburger, but I’m on a health kick, going mental at the gym and avoiding all the shit I like to eat.
I’ve always wanted to be on the radio… I have an interesting take on things, I’ve been told.
6 months with Hohan and I could have her playboy ready… maybe even 4. Lol
I bet LiLo uses her bush as an ashtray.
@DB - currently, negative…but they are real for the record
Strangely enough, I’ve been told a STAGGERING amount of times that I should be on the radio. I have a good voice I guess. Yeah I AM that cool.
And no, they didn’t say “you have a face for radio”, to put the brakes on any clever 1950’s “take my wife, please” -era jokes. ;)