LoveMaking

Lots of dudes have issues with flow control. Here in H-town, Shia LeBeouf is infamous for being a Johnny-come-early. What would an experienced cocksman like MacGruber recommend for staying in the saddle til the fat lady sings?

MacGruber recommends Visualizing the end result. “Always maintain a positive attitude. Remember, the biggest sex organ on the human body is the brain. And keep your rubs in a freezer—adds at least three pumps to any bone seshion.”

Dudes who like to say shit like ‘the biggest sex organ on the human body is the brain’ are dudes with small dicks. Just saying.

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