macgruber was a good naked model

By brendon May 18, 2010 @ 6:49 PM


In Wednesdays Page Six, the New York Post will reportedly expose an embarrassing secret about MacGruber. They’ll say that, before becoming a spy, he wanted to be a naked model. He’s a very sensual man and his chemistry with the camera is electrifying, but he didn’t make it because his penis was only average size. And then they’ll mention these pictures.

But since “waiting for Wednesday” sounds like some faggity Oprah book about kids with cancer, here are the pictures they’ll be talking about. As a powerful Hollywood insider, I was able to get them from a secret source. I’m so happy! Everything is going exactly as planned! My goal is to make Tyler the internets premiere destination for full frontal naked pictures of men.

(62) Comments

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    duckbutter 05/18/2010 18:50

    What the fuck? Seriously….what the fuck

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    cord 05/18/2010 18:54


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    BALLSY 05/18/2010 18:58

    no comment

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    Soup Sandwich 05/18/2010 19:00

    Dude…fuck you.

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    Observer 05/18/2010 19:01

    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk…….

    …no offense to your “schtick”……..

    …but…..THIS IS A FUCKING NEW LOW !!!!!! ..well for WWTDD, that is….

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    Shiss 05/18/2010 19:04

    Oh…My…….What The Fuck……? Has somebody hacked this site?

    Could somebody PLEASE hack this site? And get those pictures off my computer. And out of my brain?

    I guess that’s why the magicians invented vodka.

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    CrappyCar 05/18/2010 19:04

    holy shit, we finally get full frontal and it’s a dude. I’m gone.

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    pepper 05/18/2010 19:04

    Observer..ROTFL…..hey Watt, he looks like he has your problem…………


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    Barbarella 05/18/2010 19:05


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    D. Znuts 05/18/2010 19:14

    This is the shillest shill that has ever shilled.


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    Barbarella 05/18/2010 19:14

    Well… at least no one predicted this post coming.

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    D. Znuts 05/18/2010 19:15

    Barb: Truth. This I never would have guessed in a brazilian years.

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    Barbarella 05/18/2010 19:17

    Haha Brazillian!!!

    I don’t know what’s worse… the peen pics or Ballsy’s avi.

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    Woodsman 05/18/2010 19:18

    So, I’ve been swamped for two days and just now managed to do a quick check in and find this? FML!

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    D. Znuts 05/18/2010 19:20

    Woods: You just have impeccable timing.

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    jawk 05/18/2010 19:20


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    Rokan 05/18/2010 19:24

    I swear to fucking God . . . !

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    Woodsman 05/18/2010 19:28

    Impeccably bad. This is a new low for WWTDD.

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    D. Znuts 05/18/2010 19:28

    Hahahahaha, funny how it took this post to rouse Woods and Rokan out of their slumber.

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    duckbutter 05/18/2010 19:29

    seriously what was the thought process on this?

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