05.06.2010 mel gibson had an affair with a porn star

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But not the one in the picture. I can’t find a single image or scrap of info on the one Mel allegedly cheated on his Russian girlfriend with. So I stopped trying and put up a picture of Asa Akira instead. She’s not only a porn star, she’s the best porn star ever. If she were my girlfriend and my family didn’t approve of me dating a porn star, I would just stop speaking to them. I would let them know they were dead to me and walk out of the house.

Anyway, about Mel…

Violet Kowal, a 26-year-old porn filmmaker from Poland, says she carried on a three-month affair with Gibson.
Violet says she had steamy sex with Mel eight times at his compound in Malibu and Santa Monica office in 2009.
Mel’s attorney told The ENQUIRER that Violet’s story is “an absurd fabrication” but Violet took a polygraph test that shows she is telling the truth about her relationship with Mel.
“Mel’s great in bed! It was the best sex I’ve ever had!”

I’m starting to think every single story we see in the tabloids has been planted. Why are all these sources so complimentary while allegedly telling horrible secrets? That’s not really how life works.

“Hey did you hear about that guy who writes wwtdd? He spends tons of money on prostitutes, because they’re the only ones who can handle his giant cock!”

Oh no, my secret shame!

(326) Comments

  1. Dean Wormer 05/06/2010 18:25

    <<<< Im a little tea pot short and stout, if you don’t send me tit pics I might just pout.

  2. Tito's Anal Adventures 05/06/2010 18:28

    Not Riggs!! Not him, too!

  3. D. Znuts 05/06/2010 18:28

    Kinda late for a new up Brenturd. Should have left something in the tank for tomorrow.

    Anyway my respect level for Gibbers just rose exponentially, that is a porn star worth a poke.

  4. minimosh 05/06/2010 18:29

    Tito- Educational Assistant for Special Education. I was being facetious about the warm milk.

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/06/2010 18:29

    a pic of a porn star, with a censored bar over her tit? weak bro….

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/06/2010 18:30

    que the puppet…..

  7. Dean Wormer 05/06/2010 18:30

    I have some warm milk, it cums from a tube.

  8. D. Znuts 05/06/2010 18:30

    I can’t stop laughing at that pic. Redneck goatee with cholo chops, obviously mean mugging to look cool and/or tough. Hawdcoah dog, reeeeal hawdcoah.

  9. Dean Wormer 05/06/2010 18:32

    I am American, I don’t queue up for anybody.

  10. minimosh 05/06/2010 18:32

    GD pepper has some hairy ass legs…

  11. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/06/2010 18:32

    DZ, i shopped most of the fur on him for that pic. The glasses are real though.

  12. Watt 05/06/2010 18:33

    I have lots of hair around my asshole

  13. D. Znuts 05/06/2010 18:33

    LOLWUT?! Misrepresentation! The facial hair is by far the funniest part. Good ‘Shop job man.

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/06/2010 18:33

    oh the ceaser hair cut is real though….he borrowed that look from Eminem circa 1999…..

  15. Sir Helix 05/06/2010 18:33

    Kudos to Braveheart!

  16. Tito's Anal Adventures 05/06/2010 18:34

    DDM, post the original, please.

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/06/2010 18:34

    watt, by ass hole would put any wookie’s to shame. It’s made women yelp and babies cry.

  18. pepper 05/06/2010 18:34

    She has a nice ass!

  19. Tito's Anal Adventures 05/06/2010 18:36

    She does not look polish.

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/06/2010 18:36

    there ya go.

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