Hollywood is filled with degenerate drug-addicted perverts, but people like Nic Cage shouldn’t be lumped in with them. He’s weird as hell too, but it’s sort of harmless. He’s goofy, but it’s self contained so who cares. Like this from the Sun for example.
Nic Cage has revealed that he will only eat meat from animals if he likes the way they have SEX … he won’t touch pork because pigs do not romp in a “dignified” way.
Instead, he scoffs poultry and fish because he finds their love lives more tasteful.
Cage said: “I love all animals. I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales - sentient life - insects, reptiles. I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.
But pigs, not so much. So I don’t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.”
If you gave me a hundred years I could never even guess how fish might have sex. If you had told me that the ocean makes fish I would have probably believed you. I wouldn’t even know how to start a dignified sex diet. If Nic Cage came to my house for dinner we would eat bald eagles and whoever is dating Anthony Hopkins.
FIST! Suck it Doc.
Btw this is straight up tabloid trash… with an old pic. There must be a whole team of Tyler employees diligently scribing away to create this art.
That is very funny.
I only have dignified sex with animals. Eat my seed senor Nick.
I guess that’s why I eat cunts.
Amazing the shit people will spew out for a little publicity.
Well, I guess I feel better knowing that Nic Cage would never eat me if it came down to it, there’s nothing dignified about my sex.
N. Cage should worry more about his H habit and not so much as to what he eats……fucking asshole!!!
I’m going into work now… Tell steffy I might converse with her later if you see her. Bye all…
Is “asshatery” a noun?
This is asshatery.
I fuck in a top hat and monocal while watching masterpiece theatre.
I like fish tacos.
RUUUUBIIIOOOSSS here I come!
When fish fuck…….
….it smells like human pussy…..
Speaking of Anthony Hopkins, I was flipping through the channels the other night and came across Meet Joe Black just in time to see pussyboy Brad Pitt get spattered around between 2 oncoming cars. Fucking awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDdN_b6TjYo
He is “fucking with” you.
I think he just likes saying weird shit when people ask him questions like “What do you like to eat?” and he doesn’t feel like actually telling them what he eats.
I do that shit all the time. “How was your day?” Busy, busy. But I only work if the moon and sun are both in the sky.
You should believe me…..
…I studied biology with groundbreaking scientist…..
Cage is always good for a crazy quote
Fish spray sperm all over a batch of eggs or “roe” you stupid fuck!
Have you ever seen a penis on a fish?
I don’t care if the bacon came from the pig that ate my family…..
I’m gonna eat the fuck out of it.
Zombie…..
…my wife and I have watched Joe Black about 5 times…..she loves that scene…….
…can’t stop laughing…….