january jones and the walk of shame

By brendon June 09, 2010 @ 5:38 PM


‘Mad Men’ star and internet favorite January Jones is about to become even favoritor because this morning at 10:30am she came crawling back home in the same dress she wore last night to the Oceana World Oceans Day Party. Does this mean she hooked up with some random guy or girl and had a night of deviant sex? Yes, yes it does. It’s undeniable proof. Throw an Ocean Day party and watch the panties start droppin, apparently. It sure as hell got January all worked up. I’m gonna go to her house dressed as Poseidon, see if I can get anal.

(source = pacific coast news)


(36) Comments

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  2. SCUM 06/09/2010 17:44

    I bet the backseat of that cab smells real good about now.

  3. Kensington Carnaby 06/09/2010 17:45

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    I am in search of a quality relationship in my life…mmm

  4. CrappyCar 06/09/2010 17:47

    open wide for chunky!

  5. D. Znuts 06/09/2010 17:50

    Yeah all this time I’ve been too busy telling SALAJ to shut the fuck up to take a second and realize that YES, I am se eking affluent wealthy successful people like myself in my life, and I didn’t know where to find them… UNTIL NOW!

  6. Watt 06/09/2010 17:51

    aye the walk of shame. Memories of college.

  7. Sensei John Kreese 06/09/2010 18:07

    That January Jones is one piece of assss. I know from experience.

  8. D. Znuts 06/09/2010 18:08

    … No ya don’t.

  9. Sensei John Kreese 06/09/2010 18:14

    Her and I got.it.on.

  10. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/09/2010 18:15

    ummm who is this and how much did she pay for this post about her?

  11. D. Znuts 06/09/2010 18:17

    Damnit Kreese you’re messing up the flow. :P

    “Well not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her GOT. IT. ON! Whooo!”

    DDM I have no idea either, but she was randomly in this movie I was watching last night. Coincidence? I’ll be the judge of that.

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/09/2010 18:22

    wtf? I hit refresh and i get logged out. this place runs like a 90 year old fat man with a hip replacement…….not very well.

  13. pepper 06/09/2010 18:24

    same here…maybe it’s the avatar?

  14. ogt92 06/09/2010 18:25

    … does it seem weird that paparazzi happen to be there… right then? It’s a setup.

  15. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/09/2010 18:27

    nice update pepper! the 8 inch black mr satisfier is the kicker!

  16. RedRage 06/09/2010 18:31

    I just shotgunned a vinegar douche. Hey, 10 bucks is 10 bucks!

  17. SCUM 06/09/2010 18:34

    RedRage 06/09/2010 18:31

    I just shotgunned a 8 inch black mr satisfier. Hey, 10 bucks is 10 bucks!

  18. RedRage 06/09/2010 18:53

    Scum, you must have amazing vacuum pressure in your dirty doughnut. Was it gravity fed or did you have assistants?

  19. D. Znuts 06/09/2010 19:14

    ogt92: Yeah I smell something fishy, and it’s not just her twat.

    Who the hell waits around outside “January Jones” house, hoping to take a picture and sell it for bargain bin prices to shitty gossip sites? Unless she was getting dropped off at Tiger Woods’ house, I think a setup is very likely.

    Also is ogt92 a Tool reference?

  20. Bono is a cunt 06/10/2010 03:36

    I know her cousin February Finnegan. She’s a dirty ho. And she does anal.

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