‘Mad Men’ star and internet favorite January Jones is about to become even favoritor because this morning at 10:30am she came crawling back home in the same dress she wore last night to the Oceana World Oceans Day Party. Does this mean she hooked up with some random guy or girl and had a night of deviant sex? Yes, yes it does. It’s undeniable proof. Throw an Ocean Day party and watch the panties start droppin, apparently. It sure as hell got January all worked up. I’m gonna go to her house dressed as Poseidon, see if I can get anal.
(source = pacific coast news)
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I bet the backseat of that cab smells real good about now.
Salaj you fucker, from the time it took me to log in you…wait a sec..
I am in search of a quality relationship in my life…mmm
open wide for chunky!
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aye the walk of shame. Memories of college.
That January Jones is one piece of assss. I know from experience.
… No ya don’t.
Her and I got.it.on.
ummm who is this and how much did she pay for this post about her?
Damnit Kreese you’re messing up the flow. :P
“Well not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her GOT. IT. ON! Whooo!”
DDM I have no idea either, but she was randomly in this movie I was watching last night. Coincidence? I’ll be the judge of that.
wtf? I hit refresh and i get logged out. this place runs like a 90 year old fat man with a hip replacement…….not very well.
same here…maybe it’s the avatar?
… does it seem weird that paparazzi happen to be there… right then? It’s a setup.
nice update pepper! the 8 inch black mr satisfier is the kicker!
I just shotgunned a vinegar douche. Hey, 10 bucks is 10 bucks!
RedRage 06/09/2010 18:31
I just shotgunned a 8 inch black mr satisfier. Hey, 10 bucks is 10 bucks!
Scum, you must have amazing vacuum pressure in your dirty doughnut. Was it gravity fed or did you have assistants?
ogt92: Yeah I smell something fishy, and it’s not just her twat.
Who the hell waits around outside “January Jones” house, hoping to take a picture and sell it for bargain bin prices to shitty gossip sites? Unless she was getting dropped off at Tiger Woods’ house, I think a setup is very likely.
Also is ogt92 a Tool reference?
I know her cousin February Finnegan. She’s a dirty ho. And she does anal.