kim kardashian and christina aguilera? sure why not.

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While in Miami this weekend, Kim Kardashian hooked up with Christina Aguilera at the pool, though not in the sexy way. They had lunch together and kind of hung out, and presumably art some point Kim screamed, "ahhhhhhWHATTHEFUCK!"

Why. Is Christina wearing so much makeup? This looks like she's wearing one of those latex masks. I'd still have sex with her, but it would take every ounce of my virility and imagination. I've jacked off to a constellation before, but this would be my ultimate challenge.

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