kim kardashian and christina aguilera? sure why not.

By brendon June 14, 2010 @ 12:30 PM

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While in Miami this weekend, Kim Kardashian hooked up with Christina Aguilera at the pool, though not in the sexy way. They had lunch together and kind of hung out, and presumably art some point Kim screamed, “ahhhhhhWHATTHEFUCK!”

Why. Is Christina wearing so much makeup? This looks like she’s wearing one of those latex masks. I’d still have sex with her, but it would take every ounce of my virility and imagination. I’ve jacked off to a constellation before, but this would be my ultimate challenge.

wwtdd

(24) Comments

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    Death to Finkle! 06/14/2010 12:31

    Would fist.

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    SsnakeOil 06/14/2010 12:31

    Every ‘once’ of your spelling abilities, too.

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    Sixofour 06/14/2010 12:31

    If there’s ONE thing that will pick your failed musical career back up, it’s hanging with Kim Kardashian.

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    SsnakeOil 06/14/2010 12:32

    Ha!!! He fixed it already!

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    SsnakeOil 06/14/2010 12:35

    DTF, is there anything more boring than these two half-wits sitting around doing nothing?

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    SsnakeOil 06/14/2010 12:36

    Wake me when something fun happens…

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    SALAJ 06/14/2010 12:36

    Someone told me http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.

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    SALAJ. 06/14/2010 12:41

    do not got to http://www.MeetSuccessful.com Its is full of viruses and will destroy your computer. It will steal your credit card information and give it to the North Korean Govt.

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    SALAJ. 06/14/2010 12:42

    seriously, it will destroy your entire life and give you herpies. it will kill your dog and sodimize your gold fish.

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    SCUM 06/14/2010 12:42

    Christina is hot, the goat is not.

  11. avatar
    SALAJ. 06/14/2010 12:42

    Also, every time you go to that site, it lowers your credit score, and shrinks your penis 1/4 inch.

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    Mac-Daddy 06/14/2010 12:43

    Someone told me about http://www.MeetSalaj.com . It’s the place where pedo-necropheliacs can meet Plushie enthusiasts who are searching for their special someone.

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    Mac-Daddy 06/14/2010 12:45

    I want to gape Xtina’s tiny little ass before it blows up like K.K.’s

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    MrAdams 06/14/2010 12:49

    Does Bondo sell make-up? Just asking…

  15. avatar
    Watt 06/14/2010 12:50

    Well DC sort of called it.

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    minimosh 06/14/2010 12:52

    What’s the point in going to a pool if you’re not gonna swim?

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    Watt 06/14/2010 12:55

    To lay next to it and look fabulous mosh.

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    Zombie 06/14/2010 12:56

    DTF, there is no you there is only Z.

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    Slaappy 06/14/2010 12:56

    goto to:
    MeatSalad.com where vegetarians fuck meat lovers and talk about the smell after wards…

  20. avatar
    minimosh 06/14/2010 13:02

    They can’t look fabulous somewhere less crowded?

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