06.22.2010 sandra bullock might take jesse james back

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It’s hard not to notice that Sandra Bullock is still married to Jesse James, even though it’s been over three months since everyone found out he was banging every formerly neglected little girl on the west coast. Does this mean Sandra is having second thoughts, and might actually take him back? Umm, sure why not. The Enquirer says…

Despite the public humiliation she suffered after her husband cheated with tattooed strippers and biker groupies, America’s sweetheart SANDRA BULLOCK has put her $250 million divorce from JESSE JAMES on hold - and she’s thinking about taking him back!
…her dramatic change of heart stems from the joy she’s experienced from spending time in New Orleans with her newly adopted baby, Louis.
And after seeing how desperate and penitent Jesse was after his infidelities were exposed, Sandra caved in and forgave him … “She’s stalling,” revealed one friend. “I think she has forgiven Jesse.”

Bullock has been spending most of her time in New Orleans (that’s her house below), and she and her new son go here for lunch occasionally, so it seems like she’s starting a new life but who knows. She might just think there are vampires there. I assume that’s the only reason a single woman would move to New Orleans, so some handsome vampire will seduce her. Women are fuckin nuts, by the way.

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(19) Comments

  1. MrAdams 06/22/2010 09:14

    I would not doubt that Sandra would take him back. She was stupid enough to marry him, wasn’t she?

  2. SALAJ 06/22/2010 09:16

    My friend told me a nice place http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.

  3. Chicago_animal 06/22/2010 09:23

    She doesn’t miss him ass much ass she misses his huge dick!

  4. J-Sausage 06/22/2010 09:56

    She can probably find other big dicks, Chicago, without too much problem.

  5. Watt 06/22/2010 09:59

    anyone can have a huge dick

    She’s become an insufferable cunt. Every award she’s won she says “are you giving me this because of my acting or my social life?”

    Sandy. Listen. Do playboy. Do a tasteful nude flick. And stop dating KKK members.

    Love,
    Watt

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/22/2010 10:16

    who fucking cares? you beat this story to DEATH a few months ago and lost readers because of it. But by all means, keep the story alive.

    do you ever look in the mirror and cry, you failure!

  7. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/22/2010 10:17

    and the source is the enquirer, so you know the story is 100% true.

  8. Rokan 06/22/2010 10:19

    Girls are stupid.

    If they didn’t have warm holes, we would hunt them for sport.

  9. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/22/2010 10:39

    nice that you included 4 pics of the house. Really entertaining. We can comment on the architecture or the detailed trim and wonderful restoration work.

    I really just want to kick you right in the balls and then smash your keyboard.

  10. SomeoneluvsU 06/22/2010 10:40

    Rokan,
    Throw in an AK-47 and my ex-wife and I’m in…

    http://www.huntingforbambi.com/

    (PS - I know they say this is a fake, but it’s on the internet so it has to be true. )

  11. Burrito-Assassin 06/22/2010 10:43

    Mcgirk, why don’t you shave your armits and STFU. Funny that you slag WWTDD for sucking yet you are here everyday.

  12. Watt 06/22/2010 10:49

    We’re like those old fucks from the muppet show.

    Why do we always come here?
    I guess we’ll never know
    Its like some kind of torture
    To listen to the show!

  13. Mac-Daddy 06/22/2010 10:51

    I hope she takes him back.

    If she does, she just opened the door for every single married man to come clean about all of the whores he has nailed over the years he was married. And the wife would just have to forgive him.

    Afterall, she’s “Americas Sweetheart”. If your wife refuses to forgive, then by definition, she’s “Americas unforgiving C u n t”

  14. Dr. Gonzo 06/22/2010 10:59

    Good. That poor guy deserves a break.

  15. Slaappy 06/22/2010 11:07

    Wow she more fucked in the head than I originally thought, send her a “They’re All Whores T-Shirt for playing…

  16. Chicago_animal 06/22/2010 11:10

    Lol do you think anybody ever bought that Whores shirt? I can see Brandan sitting in his moms basement with a room full of them cause he thought everyone would love them.

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  18. JollyJumJuck 06/23/2010 10:55

    Color me unsurprised. I hope all the sentimental twats who felt sorry for her now feel as stupid as she is.

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