taylor swift is young and sexy

By brendon June 21, 2010 @ 1:14 PM


20-year-old Taylor Swift went to the beach at Atlantis in the Bahamas over the weekend, and I don’t know if she’s incontinent or what but she wore this giant bikini. This shit wouldn’t have even been sexy in the 40’s. It’s the kind of bikini you’d see painted on a WWII bomber but then at least the girl would have had huge tits. Her next record should be with a barbershop quartet, her and three guys in striped shirts and straw hats. Oh, I know, I’m gettin all turned on too.

(source = splash news online)

(68) Comments

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    Mac-Daddy 06/21/2010 13:17

    Nice Momkini

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    Mac-Daddy 06/21/2010 13:17

    She has a face like a bulldog

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    MrAdams 06/21/2010 13:18

    Never mind about Taylor Swift. Michael Jackson was one of the most righteous mofos around!

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    Mac-Daddy 06/21/2010 13:18

    Miley wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that!!

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    Rokan 06/21/2010 13:21

    I can eat a peach all day.

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    Slaappy 06/21/2010 13:25

    Victoria’s Menstruation Secret…

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    SomeoneluvsU 06/21/2010 13:25

    I didn’t realize bikinis came in small, medium and granny pantie.

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    SCUM 06/21/2010 13:26

    That bikini is the bees knees.

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    teutonic 06/21/2010 13:26

    She must have serious grooming issues down there.

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    Rokan 06/21/2010 13:27

    Leave her alone. She is obviously retaining water.

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    SALAJ 06/21/2010 13:27

    Someone told me http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.

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    SomeoneluvsU 06/21/2010 13:29

    Or the cat’s pajamas

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    Come Break Me 06/21/2010 13:31

    You crossed the line Br3ndon…No one paints my goddess in a negative light -_-

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    KoJo2389 06/21/2010 13:41

    Sexy? Nay.

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    pepper 06/21/2010 13:45

    I can eat a mango all day long…..

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    Woodsman 06/21/2010 13:51

    My grandpa just sprouted wood

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    ohmwrecker 06/21/2010 13:53

    Why aren’t there any pictures of her with her head buried in the sand?

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    Burrito-Assassin 06/21/2010 13:55

    can’t post… wtf?

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    pepper 06/21/2010 13:58

    Ohm…here you go


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    ohmwrecker 06/21/2010 13:58

    There are only six pics because she only had a few minutes to wade in the water before she had to get back to her nest. Her eggs are about to hatch!

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