20-year-old Taylor Swift went to the beach at Atlantis in the Bahamas over the weekend, and I don’t know if she’s incontinent or what but she wore this giant bikini. This shit wouldn’t have even been sexy in the 40’s. It’s the kind of bikini you’d see painted on a WWII bomber but then at least the girl would have had huge tits. Her next record should be with a barbershop quartet, her and three guys in striped shirts and straw hats. Oh, I know, I’m gettin all turned on too.
(source = splash news online)