Angelina Jolie is still the best looking woman anything on earth, and Roger Ebert gave her new movie 4 stars (“It’s exhilarating to see a genre picture done really well.”) but just in case those weren’t enough to promote ‘Salt’, she wore a skin tight outfit for her panel at Comic-Con last night (here she is answering a question about my dong).
Brad Pitt was also supposed to be there to promote ‘Megamind’, but he was busy filming ‘Moneyball’. It’s a little surprising he didn’t make it because he’s well know to be fan friendly. In a related story, if I got to be have sex with Angelina Jolie whenever I wanted, I’d be well known to be the worlds largest source of semen.
(image source = splash news online)
I think I’m getting a boner.
ok, after twins and the other kids, her poon is broken. What’s left of the tits she’s starved off herself, swing by her belly button by now. They were half way there when she filmed Gia, and that shit was in like 1998? She’s way past her prime, and makes shitty movie after shitty movie and tries to save refugee camp kids when we got plenty of need kids in america that could use her help.
but just in case good reviews and her acting ability weren’t enough to promote ‘Salt’, I will provide a plug for the movie on this website as well.
Ya god dam bust out.
If you see a picture of Roger Ebert, your boner will be sure to vanish. He looks like Lon Chaney, III.
Mr adams, “Do you trust your wife?”
I trust her enough to put my balls in her mouth….
Who do you think gets laid more, a Comic-Con groupie or Watt?
Thank god she wore something to cover her twig arms.
She’s a hottie but no way is she considered the hottest woman by far!
She does nothing for me, never has. It rail Jessica way before this skeleton.
McGirk, have you ever seen a real, live naked woman before?
mother teresa vol. 2
You bust outs are two posts behind, for fuck’s sake.
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