07.30.2010 Laurence Fishburnes teen daughter does porn now

Unless Laurence Fishburne is a huge fan of the 1990 Wilson Phillips hit ‘Impulsive’, he probably won’t want to watch this video of his 19-year-old daughter Montana announcing that she’s doing porn now. Because “porn” is those movies where men and women have sex. Also because there’s two dudes with Montana, one is terrifying and the other looks like he came here on a spaceship, and they probably banged her.

The rest of us however will want to watch this video, because Montana is kind of hot, and even though TMZ refers to her first movie as a sex tape, in this video she says it’s for Phattys Rhymes & Dimes, and that is not a sex tape (NSFW dvd cover to one of their movies here).

As if her poor dad didn’t already want to kill himself. She couldn’t even do a porn called ‘Weekend Rendezvous’ or ‘Lovers Roulette’, she had to do one with a name that guarantees some hard ass G is gonna shove things in her ass.

UPDATE - AVN says she does have a movie, shot to look like a sex-tape, coming out August 18th, and there’s a small picture of the dvd cover.

(25) Comments

  1. pepperjr. 07/30/2010 13:35

    not into ninja porn….I will not be watching…

  2. pepperjr. 07/30/2010 13:37

    maybe I’ll watch it for a few minutes..then I’ll have to take a shower…

  3. Observer 07/30/2010 13:39

    African chicks take a lot of dick during the course of a year…..

    ….why NOT get paid for it….

    …plus……you really need contacts to break into Hollywood movies…

  4. Observer 07/30/2010 13:39

    This video has more dialog than a 2 hour porn movie….

  5. Observer 07/30/2010 13:43

    At least she had a lot of “at-home” experience before going on camera……

    …just like myself……I’m great at sex….I practice ALL the time when I’m alone…..

  6. ohmwrecker 07/30/2010 13:53

    I didn’t get the Wilson Phillips reference. Is that song about incest?

  7. MrAdams 07/30/2010 13:54

    I won’t watch any movie that has Montana Fishburne in it. Because she’s a nagger.

  8. Observer 07/30/2010 13:54

    Ohmwrecker….

    ….I didn’t get it either……they never play Wilson-Phillips on my radio station…

  9. SCUM 07/30/2010 13:59

    [Chorus:]
    I don’t wanna think about it
    Don’t wanna think clear
    Don’t analyze
    What I’m doing here
    Wanna be impulsive
    Reckless

  10. rokan 07/30/2010 14:02

    What do i care what color a chick is when she gets a facial?

    Are you guys kidding me? Bitch is hot!

  11. Zombie 07/30/2010 14:03

    I already have a bootleg copy.

  12. Chicagoaniml 07/30/2010 14:04

    So pissed. Got denied for special Soundgarden show at the Vic, which holds leas then 2000! Gonna be awesome!

  13. SomeoneluvsU 07/30/2010 14:04

    If I were going into porn, I’d probably seriously consider changing my last name. Fishburne sounds like something bad has happened to her equipment.

  14. SomeoneluvsU 07/30/2010 14:06

    Dat bitch, she done got the Fishburne. Dayyyuuum

  15. Novocaine 07/30/2010 14:11

    I love that they are doing the interview in a Subway….

    Eat fresh homie…eat fresh!

  16. Ultrasly 07/30/2010 14:15

    I remember a scene with the most beautiful curvy blonde and her gorgeous friend, fimed in europe I believe, along this gentleman and Steve Holmes, nice orgy. Great cast. Now, how do you tell your daughter what she’s doing is wrong without being a hypocrite?.

  17. Zombie 07/30/2010 14:15

    I prefer this place, Nonocaine-

    http://www.papajonszombies.com/parody-logos/index.29.gif

  18. rokan 07/30/2010 14:23

    I think gang banging Morpheus’s daughter is a bad idea.

  19. mikey the retard 07/30/2010 14:27

    my gram caught me here last night and got mad she says you are not relly my frineds and i dont want frends like you anyway cause you are the kind of peeple who diddle in movie theaters and touch girls in all the wrong places

  20. tedujam 07/30/2010 14:33

    Yeah, I really wanna watch that fug ass getting plugged. She’s the black Julia Stiles.

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