July 14, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
As if the sight of Liv Tyler didn’t already make my dick shrivel, with her big fat ass and a chest so flat it makes you think her head is on backwards, today she decided to really go for it by picking her nose at the table during breakfast in Los Feliz. Her friend looked appropriately disgusted, but Liv didn’t seem to notice. It seems silly now but I always assumed the worst thing about having a meal with Liv Tyler would be that she would eat all my food. That image now seems almost charming by comparison.
(source = pacific coast news)