Tom Hardy is one of the best actors alive, and he finally started getting the credit he deserves last year (Best Actor) for ‘Bronson’. Now ‘Inception’ is making him even more famous. He’ll be the lead in the new Mad Max movies and there’s even a rumor he’ll replace Daniel Craig as James Bond because MGM is $3.7 billion in debt, might have had to cancel Craigs contract, and now will have to start all over.
Back in 2005, before deciding on Craig, Hugh Jackman was one of the final choices to play Bond but lost out because producers thought he seemed a little gay. That could be a bad sign for Tom Hardy.
When asked if he had ever had sex with men, Tom replied:
“Of course I have. I’m an actor for f*ck’s sake. I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine. A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.”
I actually stopped reading after “Of course I have. I’m an actor.” I knew it. I knew they were all gay. Almost everyone in Hollywood is. That’s why I roller skate to my meetings with producers about screenplays, with my smooth sweaty muscles glistening in the sun, flexing in a seductive display. I’m gonna be rich. The teases always make the most money.
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes… lookin hard but won’t realize… that they’ll never see the Z!
Never heard of him.
“A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes.”
Say it aint so, Finkle!!!
You misspelled “Brady”.
so now we get movie plug posts, that include stories about ghey actors?????????????? What the fuck is wrong with you. why did you even bother to post this? Just skip this shit when it shows up in your inbox for christ sakes.
DDM,
You can actually spell gay here.
You can also say, “Dirty filthy cock-sucking ass-whore.”
Not you, just fun to say stuff like that.
oh i thought “gay” was still filtered. Thanks for the heads up.
“This post is gay!”
The stash =gay
Just because he likes to have cocks shoved up his ass eighty or ninety times a day doesn’t make him a bad person, does it? Well… Okay, maybe it does.
Anyone would think Brendoon never watched Rocknrolla
i dug rocknrolla. those russians were insane!
poof
“Just because he likes to have cocks shoved up his ass eighty or ninety times a day doesn’t make him a bad person, does it? Well… Okay, maybe it does.”
Zombie’s reasoning for thinking he’s a badass.
Adams,
Is that 80-90 individual thrusts a day, or 80-90 separate corn-holes?
Hmmm,
I have this afternoon free,
Should I drink heavily and pass out
or login in to the University of Phoenix and get a medical degree?
(I have a 10%-off coupon)
Drink heavily and pass out, it will be a similar experience to medical college
You figured me out, Rokan. I’m a homosexual.
So, on an unrelated note, last night, I’m fucking this guy up the ass. I’m going to town. I mean really getting into it. Then, out of nowhere, he reaches back and starts playing with my balls. I immediately jump backwards and scream “Dude, you’re fucking ghey!”
Rem,
Good idea
Besides, I just found out that OBGYN certificate I wanted was an extra 20 bucks…
What a rip off.
Finkle, that joke is old as shit.