50 Cent had a rough night

By brendon August 27, 2010 @ 2:50 PM


50 Cent was on his twitter page all last night, after a frightening encounter with some inner city hooligan.

“I can’t believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit.”
“Got dam it motherfuckers I’m having a bad dayThere’s other people at the house she just likes to boss me around.”

It’s like a scene from Big Momas House. Luckily for her, 50 calmed down after that, more or less.

“Allhiphop.com fuckin wit me alright Motherfuckers calling me twitty cent Ima catch 1 of you motherfuckers Fuckin computer geeks.”
“Ok I calm down now I was gonna go out side and smack the fristNigga I seen on twitter.”

I don’t pretend to understand the hood, but if the Tweeters are a group that you can declare war on, then it’s not as tough as I was led to believe. “HTML5 niggas betta lay the fuk down. Only reason day aint dade is cuz Fiddy dun grown, hea grown man, so he kep his shit, and now he get his, and he gon shine.”

(72) Comments

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    Buzkashi 08/27/2010 14:58

    If his grandma had been the last boss of 50 Cent: Bulletproof nobody would have ever finished that fucking game. She is THAT TOUGH.

  2. avatar
    LOMebay21 08/27/2010 14:58

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  3. avatar
    Zombie 08/27/2010 14:58

    Lie, cheat, steal, and listen to nĂ­gger music.

  4. avatar
    Bongo 08/27/2010 15:00

    Snore,snore, sneeze, snore, longer louder snore, fart…….

  5. avatar
    PatHealy 08/27/2010 15:00

    who gives a fuck? lame as shit on this site. i cant stop watching though. it is like watching a lame boring ass train wreck.

  6. avatar
    Chicagoaniml 08/27/2010 15:03

    Is this guy still around?

    Rap music only does so well on the sales charts cause that’s the one thing black people don’t know how to steal…unless it’s physically the cd from a store.

  7. avatar
    Chicagoaniml 08/27/2010 15:05

    This eBay guy has become the new SalaJ

  8. avatar
    Ghost 08/27/2010 15:06

    Nice to hear that he is human.

  9. avatar
    Zombie 08/27/2010 15:10

    I know what you mean PatHealy. Jean jackets and tie dyed t-shirts are lame too but we still wear them because deep down we secretly think they’re awesome, right?

  10. avatar
    Ghost 08/27/2010 15:15

    Why the fuck does Tyler allow spam. There should be a fucking abuse button. I’m talking about the ebay motherfucker. And Mercedes is much better than BMW. Intel is also much faster than AMD. And yea, toshiba is much more worth the money than Apple. You should go visit Croatia this year. Garmin is so much better than TomTom. Also a Toyota is of much better quality than the competition from the States or Europe. And a BigMac tastes a 1000x times better than the BigKing in Burgerking. Also Windows 7 is so much easier to use than the OSx. Did you hear the new Lady Gaga CD? It’s awesome? Did you register on Facebook? It’s great. It does not make money on you and it does not use your data and sell it to random marketing companies. Also, the Ford Focus is so well designed. The Iphone 4 looks so much better than anything from HTC. Adidas Rulz, Nike sux. Firefox is so much more user friendly than Internet explorer. Also, the best antivirus around is NOD32. Calvin Klein has so much more style than Diesel. Also Ripley is too expensive. You should go with Levis. Did you try warcraft? Yea, it sux. Buy the new GTA. You will love it. And ubisoft, it’s the best gaming company around. Have you seen Inception? You must not miss it. I was also disappointed with the boring Avatar movie, but the Ubisoft game is much better.

  11. avatar
    rokan 08/27/2010 15:17

    I am afraid of Negroes because they are all in gangs, and Chinese people cause they all know karate.

  12. avatar
    Watt 08/27/2010 15:20

    Actually I read that in 50′s voice and it was kind of humorous

  13. avatar
    Olaf Metal 08/27/2010 15:30

    @ Watt: I read it in Tracy Morgan’s voice. Even Funnier

  14. avatar
    SCUM 08/27/2010 15:30

    Karate is a J@p form, Kung Fu is a Chinaman form.

  15. avatar
    Watt 08/27/2010 15:32

    Good call olaf.

    50′s grandma is white.

  16. avatar
    SCUM 08/27/2010 15:32

    I read it in Zombie’s lisp and it was really funny.

  17. avatar
    Thundercunt 08/27/2010 15:32

    What a punk. Motherfucker gets shot NINE times but can’t take out the trash for his elderly Grams??? Dude’s got no family values.
    I will be bringing THIS up with management.

  18. avatar
    rokan 08/27/2010 15:34

    Johnny’s in the basement mixin up the medicine.
    I’m on the pavement thinkin ’bout the government

  19. avatar
    SuperB 08/27/2010 15:35


  20. avatar
    SCUM 08/27/2010 15:37

    Ever going to make it to the west coast Sup?

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