Christina Hendricks was at the Emmys

By brendon August 30, 2010 @ 10:32 AM


You know how when child molesters go to jail they sometimes castrate them because there’s no way to talk them out of wanting to fuck little kids? To them it’s like the greatest thing in the world, and there’s no amount of therapy to ever ever change that? Well I’m the same way with girls with red hair and big tits. If they were illegal, I’d have lost my nuts 10 years ago after a nationwide manhunt, and the law would be named after my case.

But I just do not get this Christina Hendricks thing.

Yeah, red hair and big tits, but her teeth are weird and she only has big tits because she weighs 200 pounds. Diora Baird is better in every way. Much much prettier, much much better body, and even a better actress. Melissa Archer is better too. The only way Hendricks should ever beat out those two is as a run-stuffer in fantasy football.


(53) Comments

  1. Slaappy 08/30/2010 10:36

    I suspect you have to use your Fist to please her

  2. Slaappy 08/30/2010 10:37

    Gingers are my second choice behind sluts…

  3. Slaappy 08/30/2010 10:37

    3 X a lady

  4. Slaappy 08/30/2010 10:38

    4 more to go…

  5. Slaappy 08/30/2010 10:39

    She probably needs 5 Advils for her back aches

  6. Slaappy 08/30/2010 10:40

    That ass is 6 X the size of my VW bug and looks close to the roofline

  7. Slaappy 08/30/2010 10:40

    If seven is heaven than her hair is hell

  8. jackass37 08/30/2010 10:40

    Well its a good thing you posted 28 pics of her, douche bag..

    Mornin All..

  9. Dirty Dirt McGirk 08/30/2010 10:42

    whoooaaaaa looks like someones check bounced. Why all the bad talk? you usually praise her and her fat tits.

  10. Slaappy 08/30/2010 10:42

    According to Jenn Love Hewitt sizes she a size 8

  11. Watt 08/30/2010 10:52

    She sort of looks like the bitch in my avi

  12. RonDogg 08/30/2010 10:53

    Fat, Pasty, Overrated.

  13. Bronson 08/30/2010 11:00

    Screw you all, I’d bang the fuck out of her til I was shooting dust.

  14. rokan 08/30/2010 11:01

    That dress is the same color of my grandma’s pubic hair.

  15. Watt 08/30/2010 11:03

    Exactly. none if you dick slingers would turn down a chance to stick this scarlet pig.

    Unless you’re elton john.

  16. rokan 08/30/2010 11:10


    Only if i can give her a Cincinnati Bowtie.

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  18. RangerLG 08/30/2010 11:14

    I’d be all over that! 100% real woman. Not fake bullshit like Heidi Montag.

  19. viddun 08/30/2010 11:16

    Hubba Bubba! She can breastfeed me anyday! GORGEOUS!!!

  20. Dirty Dirt McGirk 08/30/2010 11:27

    sup with the reorder or posts?

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