08.23.2010 Jessica Alba is a good model

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Jessica Alba had a photoshoot in LA over the weekend, although it’s not known what it was for. If nothing else it would make a good ad to promote masturbating.

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(74) Comments

  1. Watt 08/23/2010 17:28

    Did she get FISTED?

  2. Porchmonkey4life 08/23/2010 17:43

    I don’t think I can jack off to this, it’s to boring. I blame the internet.

  3. SCUM 08/23/2010 17:47

    I blame Comcast.

  4. Dirty Dirt McGirk 08/23/2010 17:52

    if you are even contemplating jerking off to this, you need to just cut your junk off and do the world a favor by NOT passing on your seed to the gene pool. This is crap.

  5. Zombie 08/23/2010 17:53

    “Jesica” looks like she went to see Piranha 3D Friday night with some stud in a Porsche.

  6. Dirty Dirt McGirk 08/23/2010 17:54

    and wtf does this bitch do anymore? i cant name a movie other then idle hands that she’s been in, and that was like a decade + ago. Since this over rated half breed got cream-pied by some tool bag named “cash” she’s worked less then lohan, and this isn’t easy to do.

  7. Porchmonkey4life 08/23/2010 17:55

    I think if you grew up in the sticks, didn’t have internet or cable and were sick of fucking your sister you could maybe jack off to this, maybe.

  8. Dirty Dirt McGirk 08/23/2010 17:57

    how would you see these G rated paid for pics if you didnt have cable or internet? i doubt anyone is selling these pics door to door…..

  9. Dirty Dirt McGirk 08/23/2010 18:01

    Z, who’s in your avi?

  10. Zombie 08/23/2010 18:08

    That would be our very own leftnutofjesus… and his long lost twin.

  11. rokan 08/23/2010 18:09

    Later, Bust outs.

    I’m off for dinner and some pussy.

  12. Watt 08/23/2010 18:13

    Leverage is a fun show

  13. Dirty Dirt McGirk 08/23/2010 18:17

    so for the record, you aren’t still going to people’s myspace and facebook pages and copying pics and then using them here right?

  14. Dirty Dirt McGirk 08/23/2010 18:18

    Leverage is generic and hackneyed

  15. Observer 08/23/2010 18:20

    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk…….

    …as they say in Spain….”Touche”…..

    (..when did your name come back?)

  16. Watt 08/23/2010 18:22

    Hi I’m ddm I hate everything.

    Later fucksacs

  17. Observer 08/23/2010 18:28

    I’d whack it to Jessica Alba……….if she’d show a bit of skin…..

    …..like areola + nipples, inner labia and a hint of cervix……..and the “round of the buttocks”….as the Supreme Court of The U.S.A. once referred to it….

  18. Observer 08/23/2010 18:29

    Alba looks like a “poor man’s” Amy Mainzer in these pics….

  19. Zombie 08/23/2010 19:41

    That is correct, Dirt. I am not. But as usual you know more about everything I do, live in, drive, wear, strum, watch and listen to than I do… so we’ll run with whatever you say.

  20. i hate you 08/23/2010 19:42

    i would swallow one of my own testicals to bang her

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