monday headlines

By brendon August 02, 2010 @ 2:19 PM


AVRIL LAVIGNE – went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can’t open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun)

LADY GAGA – does cocaine a couple of times a year but doesn’t condone it or think her fans should emulate her. She does want them to continue having terrible taste in music though. (us)

AMERICAN IDOL – offered Steven Tyler the final spot as a judge and he’s “probably” going to take it. Tyler of course is the singer and founding member of Aerosmith, who has 4 Grammys, 21 top 40 songs, is the best-selling American band ever (150 million albums), and has the most gold and multi-platinum albums by an American band ever. Still, when it comes to music, I’d like to hear what Randy Jackson has to say. (people)

MONTANA FISHBURNE – has sex in a car, a hotel room and at the mall in her first porn movie, out on August 18th. Maybe for the sequel she can have sex at her dads funeral on August 19th. (vivid)

(64) Comments

  1. avatar
    A Dirty George A. Romero Love Pillow 08/02/2010 14:22

    That does NOT count as a tit post.

  2. avatar
    ohmwrecker 08/02/2010 14:23

    Avril Lavigne is not just a member, but the president of the itty bitty titty committee.

  3. avatar
    ohmwrecker 08/02/2010 14:24

    I think Gaga’s fans probably already do a lot of coke. It would certainly explain a few things.

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    A Dirty George A. Romero Love Pillow 08/02/2010 14:25

    New rule: You’re not allowed to wear a hat while swimming topless unless your nipples stick further out than the brim of said cap.

  5. avatar
    LingLing 08/02/2010 14:25

    Fishburne. What a perfect porn name…

  6. avatar
    ohmwrecker 08/02/2010 14:26

    I’d like to make her fishburne . . .

  7. avatar
    Just the Tip 08/02/2010 14:27

    Those are not exotic locations… Car, Hotel, and Mall?

    …just another Monday for me & Pedo Bear.

  8. avatar
    rokan 08/02/2010 14:29

    It looks like she wrapped her dish cloth around a couple of fried eggs.

  9. avatar
    rokan 08/02/2010 14:35

    And JTT,

    Any place can be exotic. Just throw in some tiki torches and make sure you have some mango flavored lube.

  10. avatar
    MrAdams 08/02/2010 14:37

    Will Steven Tyler begin all of his critiques with, “When I was a kid…”?

  11. avatar
    MrAdams 08/02/2010 14:38

    I heard Steven Perry is re-making one of his classic songs. The new release is “Back In The Walker”.

  12. avatar
    LingLing 08/02/2010 14:38

    I can’t wait for Part II: Taco Bell Bathroom, Junior High Cafeteria, and L.A. City Transit bus.

  13. avatar
    rokan 08/02/2010 14:39

    Do you mean Steve Perry from Journey?

  14. avatar
    Just the Tip 08/02/2010 14:41

    That cap isn’t doing the trick, Avril… it’s called Sunblock – look into it.

  15. avatar
    MrAdams 08/02/2010 14:42

    Steven Tyler, Steven Perry, Tyler Perry… it’s all the same thing.

  16. avatar
    Joust 08/02/2010 14:43

    “Still, when it comes to music, I’d like to hear what Randy Jackson has to say.”

    Are you fucking kidding me? I’m sure anything Steven Tyler mentions is better advice than “yo dawg that was tight!”

  17. avatar
    rokan 08/02/2010 14:45

    “I’m gonna bring somebody up on stage . . . . A Mr. David Woodford . . . . He’s gonna blow some sax.”


  18. avatar
    pepperjr. 08/02/2010 14:45

    I like Joe Perry

  19. avatar
    Just the Tip 08/02/2010 14:45

    Joust… you are just one quick motherfucker, ain’tcha’?

  20. avatar
    rokan 08/02/2010 14:49

    I like Punk.

    Anyone who likes to spread a rectum wide open is alright in my book.

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