AVRIL LAVIGNE – went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can’t open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun)
LADY GAGA – does cocaine a couple of times a year but doesn’t condone it or think her fans should emulate her. She does want them to continue having terrible taste in music though. (us)
AMERICAN IDOL – offered Steven Tyler the final spot as a judge and he’s “probably” going to take it. Tyler of course is the singer and founding member of Aerosmith, who has 4 Grammys, 21 top 40 songs, is the best-selling American band ever (150 million albums), and has the most gold and multi-platinum albums by an American band ever. Still, when it comes to music, I’d like to hear what Randy Jackson has to say. (people)
MONTANA FISHBURNE – has sex in a car, a hotel room and at the mall in her first porn movie, out on August 18th. Maybe for the sequel she can have sex at her dads funeral on August 19th. (vivid)
That does NOT count as a tit post.
Avril Lavigne is not just a member, but the president of the itty bitty titty committee.
I think Gaga’s fans probably already do a lot of coke. It would certainly explain a few things.
New rule: You’re not allowed to wear a hat while swimming topless unless your nipples stick further out than the brim of said cap.
Fishburne. What a perfect porn name…
I’d like to make her fishburne . . .
Those are not exotic locations… Car, Hotel, and Mall?
…just another Monday for me & Pedo Bear.
It looks like she wrapped her dish cloth around a couple of fried eggs.
And JTT,
Any place can be exotic. Just throw in some tiki torches and make sure you have some mango flavored lube.
Will Steven Tyler begin all of his critiques with, “When I was a kid…”?
I heard Steven Perry is re-making one of his classic songs. The new release is “Back In The Walker”.
I can’t wait for Part II: Taco Bell Bathroom, Junior High Cafeteria, and L.A. City Transit bus.
Do you mean Steve Perry from Journey?
That cap isn’t doing the trick, Avril… it’s called Sunblock – look into it.
Steven Tyler, Steven Perry, Tyler Perry… it’s all the same thing.
“Still, when it comes to music, I’d like to hear what Randy Jackson has to say.”
Are you fucking kidding me? I’m sure anything Steven Tyler mentions is better advice than “yo dawg that was tight!”
“I’m gonna bring somebody up on stage . . . . A Mr. David Woodford . . . . He’s gonna blow some sax.”
Bam!
I like Joe Perry
Joust… you are just one quick motherfucker, ain’tcha’?
I like Punk.
Anyone who likes to spread a rectum wide open is alright in my book.