08.12.2010 Rihannas new tat has a typo

Rihanna

You really have to hand it to whatever dipshit did Rihannas new tat. It’s only two words long, so there was only one possible way for him to mess up the order. And he nailed it. Popeater says…

(Her) newest ink reads “rebelle fleur,” but someone forgot that in French, adjectives typically follow the nouns they modify. To translate as “rebel flower,” which we assume is what she intended, that tattoo should read “fleur rebelle.”

Rihanna looks hot with her red hair but every asshole who gets tats written in a foreign language deserves it when they get screwed up.

By far the worst is when posers get Japanese or Chinese words. Because that’s not how it works. People make fun of “Engrish” but, um, see this cute little girl? Her shirt says “I’m a pervert”.

This shirt was supposed to tell some Samurai story. What it actually says is the warranty information for an IBM computer. It even has the Japanese customer service phone number on it (you can call them). “In the case that a malfunction should occur, only repair service will be offered. We do not accept orders by FAX.”

So Rihanna got off easy. At least no one is gonna corner her and start a fight over her FAX policy.


(53) Comments

  1. SCUM 08/12/2010 15:09

    Jap, N@gger, White, N@gger.

  2. pepper 08/12/2010 15:09

    care not!

  3. MrAdams 08/12/2010 15:16

    Rihanna? Somebody oughta smack her around for that.

  4. Slaappy 08/12/2010 15:19

    Those stars are just too cool and now I do not need to stay up and check out the Perseids shower tonight

  5. Zombie 08/12/2010 15:22

    The red hair will make it less obvious to spot blood leaking from her head next time she decides to anger a boyfriend.

  6. Pederman 08/12/2010 15:23

    Pic 3 looks like Stan Laurel with a clown wig. Not hot.

  7. A Dirty George A. Romero Love Pillow 08/12/2010 15:30

    Vibram Five Finger? Sounds like pepper’s new anal toy, except he’ll run out of fingers before puppets.

  8. Observer 08/12/2010 15:33

    I only wear t-shirts that say: FBI…..(Female Breast Inspector)…….

    I’m so fucking funny I can’t stand it…..

  9. goose 08/12/2010 15:43

    This post is a load of shit. Whoever wrote it clearly speaks zero French and hasn’t heard of Google. Not all adjectives in French follow the noun especially when the adjectives are believed to be inherent qualities of the noun e.g. une jolie fille - a pretty girl.

    Seriously read a book every now and then you illiterate fuck.

  10. Death to Finkle! 08/12/2010 15:43

    I’m listening to Enigma right now.

    How the hell was that Pure Moods shit ever popular?

  11. pepper 08/12/2010 15:45

    I agree with goose…
    DTF The first album has some good songs……don’t know about the others…..

  12. Observer 08/12/2010 15:46

    ZOMBIE !!!

    ….How dare you post such an OFFENSIVE video (rape scene from Last House On The Left)……

    ….I’ve watched it 6 times now…….and it’s very mean……you meanie…..

    (now back to break.com)

  13. Observer 08/12/2010 15:47

    Pepper……..

    ….what’s your favorite movie rape scene…….”Leaving Las Vegas”?

    “Deliverance”?

  14. pepper 08/12/2010 15:48

    Straw Dogs

  15. pepper 08/12/2010 15:51

    The Postman Always Rings Twice

    That’s more of a sex scene then a rape scene…

  16. Observer 08/12/2010 15:51

    Good one, Pepper……

    …I liked a couple of the “Clockwork Orange” rapes…..but talk about a smorgasboard………

  17. pepper 08/12/2010 15:53

    I can’t remember the name of the movie..the actress is Hot…It’s a French movie…the actress gets raped in a tunnel

  18. Observer 08/12/2010 15:55

    Zombie’s favorite…..

    Richard Crenna in “The Rape Of Richard Beck”

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