thursday morning headlines

By brendon August 05, 2010 @ 11:24 AM

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TILA TEQUILA – had signed up to release a sex tape according to reports, and had already bough a Lamborghini with her advance, but she says that story is completely untrue and was started by a ex-employee. Or maybe this is a ploy to start a bidding war for the footage between Vivid and Animal Planet. (celebuzz)

LILY ALLEN – is pregnant, and confirmed it on twitter this morning by posting a picture of herself holding up a newspaper. This story is surprisingly boring considering it started out with a blowjob. (twitter)

AMY WINEHOUSE – went to a bar for a fancy night out last night in London, though it’s hard for pictures to capture her beauty. It’s like trying to cage a rainbow. (splash news)

wwtdd

(49) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:26

    wow a post about 3 ugly skanks

    With Skanky pics to boot

  2. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:26

    a million eyes etc etc

  3. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:27

    figz and pigz yadda yadda

  4. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:27

    Fisting or whatever

  5. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:28

    …..all other lame versions of “first” comments

  6. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:31

    For the devil sends the beast with wrath

  7. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:31

    because he knows the time is short

  8. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:32

    Let him who have understanding reckon the name of the beast

  9. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:32

    For it is a human name…..

  10. avatar
    MrAdams 08/05/2010 11:33

    That is a shock! Amy Winehouse is still living?

  11. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:33

    It’s name is……(you guessed it) Amy Whorehouse.

    -cue Guitars

  12. avatar
    MrAdams 08/05/2010 11:34

    Sorry to step on your Iron Maiden.

  13. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:37

    God Damnit Mr Adams!!

  14. avatar
    SinDs 08/05/2010 11:38

    i honestly forgot all about amy winehouse until seeing this.

  15. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/05/2010 11:39

    forgiven!

    I do kind of like that for nearly every post, I can stare at this amazing ass!

  16. avatar
    Crumb Crisp Coating 08/05/2010 11:42

    This will now fulfill my fantasy of seeing Gizmo get laid. Good for you Giz.

  17. avatar
    Watt 08/05/2010 11:48

    It wouldn’t be animal planet it would be sci fi. She’s a god damn space gremlin

  18. avatar
    Chicagoaniml 08/05/2010 11:55

    Lilly Allen has been pictured topless so many times she let’s tourists take nude pics of her.

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    Barbarella 08/05/2010 11:59

    I am honestly surprised those panties are even somewhat white.

  20. avatar
    J-Sausage 08/05/2010 12:06

    Nice run Mac-Daddy

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