NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER - but they can put her in a dress with big ruffles, because Jennifer Grey will be a contestant on ‘Dancing With The Stars’, along with Brandy, Florence Henderson, Audrina Patridge, and Bristol Palin. The men will be Kurt Warner, David Hasselhoff, The Situation, Michael Bolton, Kyle Massey, Rick Fox and Margaret Cho. Remember, mini dresses can set the dance floor ablaze in hot red tones or shades of pink or purple. They’ll make heads turn and add pizzazz to your performance. That tip goes for the fellas too, since I now assume you’re all gay. (la times)
JOHN CUSACK - was asked about the proposed mosque near Ground Zero, and he wrote, “I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES (OF) DICK ARMEY AND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS”. Because those people are against the mosque, and Cusack believes in free expression. Unless you disagree with him, in which case he’ll advocate murdering you. It makes a lot of sense if you think about it. (twitter)
JESSICA SIMPSON - is flaunting “her voluptuous figure” in these pictures, according to the Daily Mail. I don’t know what it said after that though because I opened two pictures of Jessica at once and my monitor fell through the table. (daily mail)
mother fucking first
I am pretty sure the Simpson pics are from last week.
Woman, YOUR ASS IS HUGE!
Jennifer Grey?
I just watched Red Dawn the other day.
AVENGE ME!!!
fatty!
she looks like she would choke a t-rex
I still throw some milk on that cow ass…
She has one of those long, droopy asses. All yours Slaappy.
she wears her hair down to cover up her chubbs-ahoy face. Jesuscocksuckingchrist this woman needs to start wearing clothes that fit her. And that begins with not dressing like you are the fatty from a HS prom that nobody wanted to dance with.
I would still “hit it”, as the kids say . . . roll her around in flour, look for the wet spot and milk her ’til she moos.
Maybe she wants to be an opera singer.
Is that really Jessica Simpson? It looks like Renee Zellweger in a fat suit. The face doesn’t look anything like Jessica. I still love her to suck on me so hard she gets a mouthful of toenails.
The fat makes her look younger.
Wonderful.
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Her self esteem has to be at an all time low, hot now tubby and can’t keep a guy. She still looks bangable here but can’t look good naked. Afternoon PETA supporters
GaGa insane? Miranda Kerr 3-D tits or Salma Hayek’s cleavage
Is that Pink’s brother in the background?
Seriously. You could have given me 100 guesses at who this chick is. I still wouldn’t have guessed Jessica.
Mother of God…..is she trying to overtake Oprah??
Well, at least the cows milk udders are getting bigger too…….
The fucking fuck is this shit?
I didn’t know Dior made sack lunches.