09.24.2010 HOLY SHIT! LINDSAY IS IN JAIL UNTIL OCTOBER 22ND!

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Lindsays bail was revoked, she was cuffed and taken into custody. THERE IS NO BAIL! Breaking reports say she cannot get out of jail, she will be in prison until her court date. She will be taken from court immediately back to Lynwood, the same jail where she was last time.

Reports from inside the court say Lohans attorney asked about bail and the judge interrupted her and said, “no”. They say Lindsay was very stoic this time, no crying, no thrashing about. This is as harsh as the judge could have possibly been. She will be processed again today, meaning a new booking photo.

There is no possibility of early release for this, the sheriff CANNOT let her out. The judge can change his mind but it is being said that this is unlikely.

(65) Comments

  1. clunge_master 09/24/2010 12:13

    I’m starting to think this website is sponsored by Lindsay Lohan

  2. wolf angel 09/24/2010 12:17

    Whatever. if it took 2 years to get to court, and that court fucked up once, so like we should think that CA should suddenly do the right thing

  3. wtchtwr 09/24/2010 12:17

    Tyler Durden would want this bisexual, red-headed, little coke whore, with huge tits in “PRISON?” Sounds like a girl he would want to party with. Just sayin…

  4. RemSteale 09/24/2010 12:19

    Well, I am a little surprised

  5. bubbish 09/24/2010 12:20

    It;s about f@#king time

  6. Crumb Crisp Coating 09/24/2010 12:21

    She’ll be back on the streets huffing glue by supper time.

  7. RemSteale 09/24/2010 12:21

    Wtchtwr, that may be the most perfect female figure I have ever seen, got a name? More pics?

  8. RemSteale 09/24/2010 12:22

    Next story Lindsay’s mom crying victimisation

  9. Boba Fett 09/24/2010 12:23

    It’s so funny how in three years, a girl can go from being number one on my “I want to fuck her so bad it gives me a boner just thinking about it!” list, to just….

    meh.

  10. RemSteale 09/24/2010 12:24

    How to go from having an incredible arse to being an incredible arse

  11. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/24/2010 12:24

    ok so now no more lohan stories for 30 days please?

  12. pepperjr. 09/24/2010 12:24

    What ever…jail no jail..I want to see her fucking!!!

  13. Bowie in Space 09/24/2010 12:25

    @clunge_master: If this site is being sponsored by Lindsay Lohan, she needs to get her fukkin moolah back, because every story is about her being a coked-up felon.

  14. Olaf Metal 09/24/2010 12:25

    Another proud day for the Lohan family…. and how come no one has revoked her drivers license yet ? I think her agent could have prevented all this shit by just getting her a driver. Let her do all the fucking drugs she wants, just keep her from behind the fucking wheel.

  15. RemSteale 09/24/2010 12:26

    Are you kidding, Lindsay crying at taunts, Lindsay living in luxury in jail, Lindsay’s mom trying to get her out because she’s special and its everyone elses fault, Lindsay preparing to leave jail, Lindsay getting clean from drugs in jail.

    This is a post goldmine for the next 30 days.

  16. Olaf Metal 09/24/2010 12:26

    And Matt Lauer should really smack Dina in the face with his dick, just for the hell of it

  17. Zombie 09/24/2010 12:29

    New Lohan up.

  18. pepperjr. 09/24/2010 12:29

    and they all rejoiced …

  19. DarkCherry 09/24/2010 12:30

    this is fantastic.

    it would be even more fantastic if it was reported she WOULDN’T go to jail just to blindside her even harder…

  20. Rage 09/24/2010 12:31

    Come on; talk some more smack about the California Judicial system now bitch!

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