HOLY SHIT! LINDSAY IS IN JAIL UNTIL OCTOBER 22ND!

Lindsays bail was revoked, she was cuffed and taken into custody. THERE IS NO BAIL! Breaking reports say she cannot get out of jail, she will be in prison until her court date. She will be taken from court immediately back to Lynwood, the same jail where she was last time.

Reports from inside the court say Lohans attorney asked about bail and the judge interrupted her and said, “no”. They say Lindsay was very stoic this time, no crying, no thrashing about. This is as harsh as the judge could have possibly been. She will be processed again today, meaning a new booking photo.

There is no possibility of early release for this, the sheriff CANNOT let her out. The judge can change his mind but it is being said that this is unlikely.