Jessica Alba arrived back in the US today after a few days in Venice to promote ‘Machete’, and when she landed at LAX there wasn’t a frown to be seen, because she was wearing a shirt made by someone who had never seen a shirt before, but had heard about them once, although only briefly, and what he heard left out some important details.
(image source = splash news online)



















Yawn. Better than TI’s wife though.
I’m betting the shirt wasn’t even see-through UNTIL the mass of paparazzi’s camera flashes hit it.
Ooooooo, and she’s wearing a BRA! I may have to go take matters into my own hands cuz she’s getting me so hot.
id run her through with my machete
tits of GT… Wait
There are so many chicks in porn 100x hotter than this old bag. Why is she news worthy again? I forget.
I usually don’t care for this chick, but she actually looks real hot in these pics. I don’t have a joke…just thought I’d throw my two cents in.
She is fucking hot!! That’s why she’s on here. Better then that J-Bow-Wow that was posted earlier!
Later jerk offs. Going to the tavern.
So nice to see her loosen up on her attire for once. Actually I vote her best dressed this year and all women world wide should be encouraged to where the same shirt. O.O
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The tavern? Well okay then “mad dog” bongo. Make sure you leave your horse next to the trough and don’t get any manure on your boots. That handle bar myspace must go over well with ol clementine
Watt “the tavern” is code for your Mom’s pussy. Now go make me a drink.
myspace = mustache. SIT SAT HAT
My dick is slightly hard
No my moms pussy is six feet underground. You like fucking corpses bust out ?
Go to the tavern when you say you are dipstick
Meh- doesn’t do it for me- maybe lets see her back in a bikini and I will change my mind.,
I’m reading a book right now.
is it “everybody poops”?
Nope, “Eat, Pray, Love.
Oprah Winfrey told me to read it.
I am sitting in a bubble bath surrounded by vanilla gelato scented candles.