09.08.2010 Jessica Simpson simply refuses to stop eating

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is in New York today, and a few hours ago she left the Ritz-Carlton to get some food for her stomachs, and then it was off to a business meeting in the Fashion District. Which is probably why she was dressed like an eclipse so stylish.

Though to be honest, when you’re this heavy, shoes like that just make it look like you’re some wild animal, teetering around on its hoof.

(image source = inf daily)


(61) Comments

  1. Woodsman 09/08/2010 15:30

    black is slimming … usually

  2. MrAdams 09/08/2010 15:33

    The good news is, you know for a fact that Jessica swallows.

  3. CCLA 09/08/2010 15:35

    Well, I still hit it.

    /unashamed/

  4. RangerLG 09/08/2010 15:36

    I’d wreck her….hard.

  5. Tjsmith10 09/08/2010 15:38

    I think Nick Lache Came out on top….

  6. Zombie 09/08/2010 15:38

    Open your mind to Kuato.

  7. Zombie 09/08/2010 15:40

    Woodsman, hail Miroslav Satan?

  8. Gildorg 09/08/2010 15:43

    Well, maybe it is the Black, because she actually doesn’t look overly heavy here… Her face looks a little buttery…

    That being said, I would happily bend her over…

  9. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/08/2010 15:46

    paris hilton, Brittany spears, and Jessica Simpson? Are we in a god dam time machine that took us back to 2004? shite. pure shite.

  10. Observer 09/08/2010 15:47

    Zombie…..

    …do you REALLY worship ….or even like Satan?

  11. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/08/2010 15:51

    obs, i bought a hail Satan tee shirt at hot topic….want one?

  12. Observer 09/08/2010 15:53

    Wouldn’t hail melt if it fell on Satan?

  13. The Original Lo Rider 09/08/2010 15:54

    Zombie pisses himself at the mere mention of Satan. It is lucky that he can wear piss pants at his job at the gay phone sex line.

    As to Jessica, that rack is still pretty damned magnificent.

  14. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/08/2010 15:54

    yes, i think it would.

  15. Observer 09/08/2010 15:56

    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk……

    ….what else does Hot Topic carry that you imagine I could benefit from….?

  16. SCUM 09/08/2010 15:58

    In the name of Satan
    We’ll acheive our goal
    With the blessings of Hades
    We’ll outlive our role
    Through the power of Hellfire
    We will gather our strength
    With the blood of mere mortals
    Our thirst will be quenched

  17. SCUM 09/08/2010 15:58

    In the name of Satan
    Great things can be done
    Through the lore of the demons
    Satan’s song can be sung
    Gather around my Legions
    For in time you’ll see
    Mortals screaming for mercy
    At the king for world war three

  18. SCUM 09/08/2010 15:58

    Hail Satanas
    In nominai Deinochous
    Satanas Lucifre excelsis

  19. SCUM 09/08/2010 15:59

    In the name of Satan
    We’ll take what we need
    Rock and roll damnation
    Let your heart bleed
    Sensing the distaster
    So we’ll blame our hate
    Hell bore Satan’s child
    To use you as our bait

  20. SCUM 09/08/2010 16:00

    Hear infernal legions plead
    As Satan sings his songs of war
    As I see mortal corpses rise
    Up from the depths
    I care not for the whore
    I shall destroy the priests
    Bound in chains and demned in Hell
    I shall n’er release their souls
    For the internal torment always reigns
    Summon legions of the night
    For we are now as one….

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