JWoww is posing for Playboy

By brendon September 17, 2010 @ 4:43 PM

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It can’t really be a surprise that Playboy has been in talks with ‘Jersey Shore’ star JWoww to pose naked, and though the deal has yet to be signed, we’re talking about JWoww taking money to show her tits. I’m optimistic. E! says…

“Final offer is standing,” JWoww told me just the other day. “Hopefully, it will go through.”
When is she looking to show off her nakedness? She smiled, “Winter.”
In other words, it’s happening, people! JWoww smiled again, “I’d like to say so.”
Still on the table is how much she’ll actually show. “I don’t know yet,” she said. “It hasn’t been talked about yet.”

Yeah well it’s being talked about right now: take your god damn clothes off. All of them. I like JWoww, and I very much want to see her naked. If Playboy is gonna print pictures of girls coyly peering out from behind a column, they should advertise it as a magazine for people who love columns. If I wanted to see a girl hiding herself with towels and sheets, I’d go chase a salesgirl around Bed, Bath and Beyond.

wwtdd

(34) Comments

  1. SCUM 09/17/2010 16:46

    Is it going to be a scratch and snip issue? Because if it is it will smell like a garbage scow.

  2. SCUM 09/17/2010 16:47

    The SS Jscow.

  3. psf 09/17/2010 16:49

    just thank god it’s not snooki

  4. psf 09/17/2010 16:50

    although i hear she’s in negotiations with national geographic

  5. SCUM 09/17/2010 16:53

    And wtf is up with all these bimbo’s sporting the stupid ass stripper belly button piercing.

  6. Just the Tip 09/17/2010 16:53

    Now we’ll see if she’s Jersey Shorn!

  7. Just the Tip 09/17/2010 16:54

    That is the strongest button in all of fashion.

  8. SCUM 09/17/2010 16:57

    Lady Gaga has taken legal action against a company making a blow-up doll that looks like her, according to reports.

    A firm called Pipedream Products was selling a ‘Lady Gag Gag Love Doll’ earlier this year, but has now been forced to withdraw the product.

    Gaga’s people apparently said the doll was a copyright infringement on the star, although The Sun says there are still Britney and Beyonce dolls on sale.

  9. SinDs 09/17/2010 16:58

    she has big boobs. that’s about it.

  10. SCUM 09/17/2010 16:58

    And the doll looks better the GagGag.

  11. Just the Tip 09/17/2010 17:01

    Astounding review, SinDs!

    …and I am ok with that.

  12. SCUM 09/17/2010 17:02

    Giant bag, cell phone in hand, fake rack, stripper piercing, ugly feet stuffed into to small of shoes, pants tighter then a sausage casing, welcome to Hollywood whore.

  13. SCUM 09/17/2010 17:04

    Hahahahahahahahahah………. Lindsay Lohan Fails Drug Test

    26 minutes ago by TMZ Staff

    Lindsay Lohan has failed a drug test in her criminal case … TMZ has learned.

    Lindsay Lohan Drug Test Results.

    We’re told the court-mandated drug test in question occurred last week. According to the terms of Lindsay’s probation, she will get 30 days in jail for a positive drug test.

    One source connected with Lindsay tells TMZ … “People with addiction problems don’t get better magically, and she’s really been making an effort to make herself better.”

    And D.A. spokesperson Sandi Gibbons tells TMZ her office has not been “officially notified” of the test results and no court date has been set yet.

    UPDATE: Sources close to Lindsay tell us she is saying it’s not true — insisting she has not failed, but we have confirmed it is indeed true.

  14. Watt 09/17/2010 17:06

    And nude pictures coming to an internet near you.

    For free might I add

  15. rokan 09/17/2010 17:18

    Pepper,

    You can not divorce me.

    You still have my bathing suit, Sir!

    Good day!

  16. CrappyCar 09/17/2010 17:22

    In for massive airbrushing.

  17. SinDs 09/17/2010 17:26

    her face is just not that good looking. if you look real close she has gross, greasy skin. ick.

  18. Gildorg 09/17/2010 17:27

    She does have decent Boobies…

    Wait, from the eariler comment, are we finishing this week with a Lohan update as well?

  19. Gildorg 09/17/2010 17:28

    Stripper Belly Button Rings are the new Tramp Stamp!

  20. rokan 09/17/2010 17:41

    SinDs,
    Putting her face down in a pillow with her ass in the air and the lights off will solve that.

    Use your head!

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