Lindsay Lohan is not naked in ‘Machete’

By brendon September 02, 2010 @ 2:22 PM


Jessica Alba is in Italy this week for the European premiere of ‘Machete’ at the Venice Film Festival. Lindsay Lohan isn’t there because no one likes her, but she probably should be because she has 3 naked scenes in ‘Machete’, and everyone has been talking about it for like a year.

Or maybe she doesn’t, according to Mr. Skin, who says she’s either covered up or replaced by a body double in every scene.

SCENE 1: Lindsay Lohan is in the pool with Alicia Rachel Marek playing her mother. Marek’s breasts are very visible above the water, but Lohan’s are kept entirely underneath.
She asks Danny Trejo to join them and we cut to the shot from the trailer where Marek and the unknown blonde are the women whose breasts are exposed on either side of them. It is most definitely not Lohan in this shot.
After that flashback, so to speak, Trejo has them placed in the back of his hearse where they are passed out. Lohan is on the left and we can only see partial left breast on her, again obscured by an arm.

SCENE 2: Jeff Fahey watches the pool footage from earlier (in the Grindhouse trailer) with Marek & the unknown blonde again making out with Trejo with their boobs exposed.

SCENE 3: Lindsay Lohan and Alicia Rachel Marek wake up, both nude. We can see Marek’s breasts. Lohan’s, though, are obscured by her blonde hair.

The New York Post says essentially the same thing. Body double, or long thick hair constantly draped in front of her, like it’s a movie about some god damn Yukon fur trader and she’s wrapped in pelts for warmth. God this is such bullshit.

(54) Comments

  1. avatar
    Watt 09/02/2010 15:24

    News flash! There’s no tits here either!

  2. avatar
    Chicagoaniml 09/02/2010 15:26

    I wanted to see her tits in this but, oh well! This is still gonna be a kick ass movie!!

  3. avatar
    SCUM 09/02/2010 15:27

    <<< You don’t like these Watt?

  4. avatar
    MrAdams 09/02/2010 15:28

    This “Machete” movie hasn’t even come out yet, and I’m already sick of it.

  5. avatar
    Watt 09/02/2010 15:29

    Scum that’s quite lovely

  6. avatar
    ohmwrecker 09/02/2010 15:32

    Who hasn’t seen Lndsay’s tits yet?

  7. avatar
    ohmwrecker 09/02/2010 15:33

    Who is that, Scum?

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  9. avatar
    Slaappy 09/02/2010 15:37

    What Would Lindsay Lohan do? Probably fuck it up somehow…

  10. avatar
    rokan 09/02/2010 15:38

    I just pooped in the sink.

  11. avatar
    Machete Confirms It: Lindsay Lohan Is A Walking Afterschool Special | What Comes Before Part B? 09/02/2010 15:40

    [...] Those jezebels lied to me! Apparently, the perversity is all there, but a naked Lohan is not. I feel so, so… [...]

  12. avatar
    SCUM 09/02/2010 15:43

    India Reynolds Ohm.

  13. avatar
    ohmwrecker 09/02/2010 15:44

    Thanks . . . see you dudes later.

  14. avatar
    Bongo 09/02/2010 15:48

    Fuck off OHM…. have fun palying bad touch at the play ground.

  15. avatar
    Goat Effer 09/02/2010 15:49

    Even without LiHo showing her titties…

    Machete >

  16. avatar
    ohmwrecker 09/02/2010 15:51

    I’ll meet you there, Bongo.

  17. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 09/02/2010 15:53

    Danny Trejo > Deney Terrio

  18. avatar
    The Puppet 09/02/2010 15:58

    Looks like a fucking shit movie to me.

  19. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 09/02/2010 16:00

    Danny Trejo = Machete

    Is this a sequel to Spy Kids?

  20. avatar
    Watt 09/02/2010 16:03

    Spy kids 3D

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