09.08.2010 Nic Cages pyramid tomb looks brand new

Nicolas Cage's Pyramid Tomb In New Orleans

Nicolas Cage still owes almost 14 million dollars in back taxes, and he lost several houses to foreclosure, including a mansion in Bel Air that he owed over 17 million on, but that’s because he used to constantly throw money away on stupid shit.

In unrelated news, his pyramid tomb in New Orleans looks showroom new after a recent renovation. Maybe now he and Amenhotep can be friends. He’d have to bury himself with gold and treasures, which would make his grave an easy target, but how would anyone find it?

(source = flynet)


(42) Comments

  1. MrAdams 09/08/2010 11:43

    What’s that writing on it say about Obama?

  2. RemSteale 09/08/2010 11:44

    Nic Cage’s tomb.

    Really?

  3. RemSteale 09/08/2010 11:44

    Latin = Everything from the one

  4. KoJo2389 09/08/2010 11:45

    What a bunch of shit.

  5. Observer 09/08/2010 11:46

    Pyramid?

    …or glorified butt-plug?

  6. MisterD 09/08/2010 11:46

    Absque argento omnia vana
    Ne teneas aurum totum quod splendet ut aurum, Magnus Frater te spectat.
    Rident stolidi verba Latina

  7. Observer 09/08/2010 11:46

    Mr. Adams….

    ..it says Obama likes certain pizzas….

  8. RemSteale 09/08/2010 11:47

    Abigails Big Table of Latin Phrases, MisterD??

  9. MisterD 09/08/2010 11:50

    Rem- http://freepages.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~wakefield/funlatin.html
    Had to find something witty to post- people who put stupid Latin phrases on shit because they think it gives them cred are morons, Any dipshit now days with a browser can write like Homer… Cage is an idiot.

  10. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/08/2010 11:53

    wtf is this bullshit. This is what you give us after leaving the hook nosed wonder and her skinny legged borefriend up forever. I wish i could kick you right in the dick…right in the dick!

  11. RemSteale 09/08/2010 11:53

    Agreed, Apache phrases are so much cooler.

    hóka-héy

  12. Slaappy 09/08/2010 12:00

    When the levy breaks, this is going to make a wonderful doghouse…

  13. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/08/2010 12:06

    here is what will smiths 9 year old daughter is up to……i think i understand now why the world hates America….it makes me weep.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYdTPoMkoho&feature=player_embedded

  14. Watt 09/08/2010 12:08

    Rokan: jeter isn’t my type.

    Nick swisher though. I’d let him have a go at me.

  15. MisterD 09/08/2010 12:13

    Willow Smith- I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. If this is what America is coming to I give up. I surrender. I give in. The whole lot is lost. Why care anymore? Fucking open the borders and abandon all hope ye who enter here for this is the land of the lost.

  16. MisterD 09/08/2010 12:15

    My Apache is not so old school….
    //Start Apache Bullshit
    public int FuckingBullshit()
    Returns the Shit. See FuckingBullshit().
    //End Apache Bullshit

  17. RemSteale 09/08/2010 12:18

    Installed an Apache update a few weeks ago, fucking nightmare

  18. MisterD 09/08/2010 12:30

    # Yes_Sir.Congig //It is!

  19. i hate you 09/08/2010 12:35

    look that guy likes steroids and herpes!

  20. i hate you 09/08/2010 12:36

    wow. wrong thread. that was weird. i hate you.

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