Let me get this straight: Jessica Simpson, who has doubled in size since June, pulled her hair back, put on a saggy dress, then looked in a mirror and said, “Nice. Okay. We’re done here, this is it. I’m going to a fashion show, that will be on TV, and have lots of photographers, and I’m going dressed like this. Look out New York, here I come!”
That can’t really be what happened, can it? There’s no fukcing way that happened, right?
(source = splash news online and fame images)
i’d still hit it…
Ugh, I would have to be a few drinks into it…
She seriously needs to get back to her “Dukes of Hazard” fighting shape!!!
Is she going for the holstein angus look?
I bet John Meyer is thankful he got in, got it and got out before she pigged out! He must feel like an ass now- her body is a wonderland like drug? Really- more like it is an amusement park and when your done, you’ll feel like you just walked all over the world and back. This chick is HUGE!
It looks like it was overcast that day but in reality she was just blocking the sun.
My wife thinks you hate women.. I keep defending you but you just keep doin’ it. Rock On Brother
this is bad
The house of Omar-the-Tent-Maker is well represented at that fashion show.
I also wonder what a blacksmith charges her for those shoes…
one way to get rid of your butt chin, is to put on about 150 lbs and your face will puff up and the chin ass crack will fill in with face fat.
She’s going for the Snooki look.
here’s an idea, how about instead of having your assistant carry your 100 lbs Louis vetton bag around, you carry that shit yourself and burn off a few calories each day. This is what happens to spoiled, lazy, single bitches when they have too much money and no man to have to worry about looking decent for. I wonder if her father still fucks her now that she’s large, but not in charge?
She looks like a Manta Ray. I would still let her give me a rim job.
Holy Shit!
I bet her clam smells like Velveeta.
Dang! She’s sure got enough meat on her to keep my balls off of the sheets. She looks like she’d be a wild ride.
Mr. Adams.
As long as you didn’t let her get on top… She might crush you or push you through the Mattress (and not in the good way)…
At least for big natural titties, someone was nice enough to post a bunch of Carmen (From Webcam Fame) over at XVideos… (something for the pervs in the viewing audience…)
She should turn into one of those girls that shits on you for money.
Ooops,
i mean “sits” on you for money.
Either way.
BUT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE JUGGS!!!
You just need to crank the stereo up really loud if you let her sit on your face. Problem solved.