Let me get this straight: Jessica Simpson, who has doubled in size since June, pulled her hair back, put on a saggy dress, then looked in a mirror and said, "Nice. Okay. We're done here, this is it. I'm going to a fashion show, that will be on TV, and have lots of photographers, and I'm going dressed like this. Look out New York, here I come!"
That can't really be what happened, can it? There's no fukcing way that happened, right?