Adriana Lima wore a $2 million bra, called the Bombshell Fantasy Bra, designed by Damiani for Victoria’s Secret, in New York today, and it seems like if they were gonna go to all this trouble, they would have picked a girl with a kick ass rack.
Lima is okay, I guess, but not really. They should have gotten a girl like the fox I like to pretend is on ‘Glee’. This girl, this perfect creation, my Venus, my sun my moon my star lit sky, has boobs that deserve to be in a 2 million dollar bra. Of course, if you’re a 34F, any bra you’re wearing is worth 2 million dollars, at least to me, as long as you’re wiling to not wear it.
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It is only fitting. Those are two million dollar tits. WAKAWAKAWAKA!
Those are more like $30,000 tits……
…and covered….they’re zilch…
The time spent writing this story could have better been spent photo-shopping “Kurt’s” mouth onto “Mr. Shue’s” dick…..
….whilst sitting on the crippled kid’s under-used cock……
Adriana’s got a nice rack of lamb going there. I don’t think any bra should be worth $2 Million, though.
if I was a multi-billionaire…….
I MIGHT pay 2 million to remove Kelly Brook’s in person……
…that would be like the “real” me paying $25.00
…
What happened to her?
She used to be so hot!
OH, that’s right she had a baby…she’s fucked!
It’s amazing what giving birth does to a woman……minimosh..if you are not a puppet, enjoy your life now..in 7 months you will look like any other s p i c…UGLY!!!!!
So tour saying that THIS GIRL that “sent in” a pic of her tits is better? Why wouldn’t it surprise ms if the owner of those tits had a Wang?
2 Million Dollar Bra + Today’s Crazy Fact: Half of America owns only 2.5% of country’s wealth. The top 1% owns a third of it = 100% Retarded.
My name is Elmer J. Fudd, I own a mansion and a yacht.
My name is Elmer J. Fudge , I own shit!
Wait, Are we gonna see more of Kelly Brooks Boobies?
she looks like holy hell here.
Pepper,
Did you see that game, butt-toucher?
what game?
Rokan…did you noticed that Joust old you to - get a life..
I did !
*told
My name is Tony Stark, I own a mansion, a private jet, an arms manufacturing company, and some really nice suits.
… I wish.
I don’t know anyone named Joust, Pepper.
Are you making stuff up again?
I suppose you are about to go on and on about how we never really landed on the moon, huh?