When David Arquette told Howard Stern yesterday that he was dating 28 year old bartender Megan Fox Jasmine Waltz and that the rumors about his impending divorce from Courteney Cox were true, he also said that he and Jasmine have already had sex. Once. Maybe twice.
And for some reason people took that literally because today Jasmine would like to make it clear that she slept with another womans husband WAAYYY more than twice. TMZ says…
The woman with whom David Arquette claims to have had sex with “once … maybe twice,” is indignant, telling friends, “Two Times, My Ass!”
Jasmine Waltz is indignant, claiming she had sex multiple times with David over the course of more than a month.
That’s all fine but what about the real question; is she indignant? I wish I had the answer my friends, but the reality is, we may never know.
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yesterday i hated young hot bartenders. today i am having a change of heart. i want one. again. please. what’s better than a hot fuck machine that can make a great drink? nothing. nothing at all.
Why would anyone admit to having sex with David Arquette once much less multiple times..points for him though
I guess . . . she kind of looks like Courtney Cox though . . . or a low-rent Megan Fox. That weird, sweaty bastard is lucky to get any tail at all.
He gets tail because he’s the former WCW Champion.
“Two Times, Her Ass?
Well, ok. But she started it.
She may be indignant…..
….but her whoring clam has made sure she will never be indigent…..
Well played
If Courtney Cox is single, I would like to fuck her. Just putting that out there.
Observer, did you just “Well played, sir.” yourself?
Ohmwrecker…..
….I’ll let her know when I’m rolling off her……
He held the belt longer then Vince Russo, Kurt Angle and Chris Beniot.
So, he fucked her two times in the ass?
Ohmwrecker…..
….I am “Well Played” ing her enterprising clam….
That’s why there is no “Sir”……
…it’s female……
If we’re gonna be fucking hot, sexy, female bartenders, make mine a double.
I’m sure her clam is well played.
what’s better than a hot fuck machine that can make a great drink?
An average floozy that pays your bar tab and gives you a ride home.
Scum…..
…and well splayed…..
David Arquette walks into a bar . . . goes up to the bartender and asks, “Do you know how to make a Sloppy Pussy?” The Bartender lifts up her skirt and stick a little umbrella in her vagina.
Three months later, Ohmwrecker is banging Courtney Cox.
I don’t get the mask dildo crap…….
OHM…Observer?
this country needs to stop making celebrities out of whores…..I’m tired of these straight up whores getting money and fame for fucking married men and telling everyone about it. What the fuck?. It was only a few years ago when whores who were fucking married men, would keep their mouths shut about it, even after they were exposed. Now these DNA chugging cock tunnels are holding press conferences to tell the world, they are in fact complete whores…..FUCK!