Jordan Bratman won’t leave

By brendon October 26, 2010 @ 10:32 AM


Christina Aguilera was back on stage last night for the first time since announcing her divorce, performing at Justin Timberlakes annual charity concert in Las Vegas. Then it was right back home. Which in this case is a hotel room since her husband won’t leave her real home. The Sun says…

CHRISTINA AGUILERA has moved into a hotel — because her soon-to-be ex-husband is still living at home.
And Jordan has no plans to pack up and leave the marital home anytime soon.
It’s thought the couple separated in early September but continued to live under the same roof with their two-year-old son MAX.
However, relations between the two have become so strained that Christina’s been staying in a hotel room.

She needs to handle this delicately, because you just know this freaky bitch has like 8000 sex tapes. If he get’s angry and vindictive and leaked some, it would be a reprehensible thing to do, but she can’t take the chance. Speaking of porn, why do those movies always have so much profanity? Why not clean up the language a little so more people can enjoy the movie? These ears aren’t trash cans, ya know.

(27) Comments

  1. avatar
    Pottz 10/26/2010 10:36

    Who fucking cares….

  2. avatar
    pepper 10/26/2010 10:45

    YEAH…Who fucking cares….Good morning Sinners!

  3. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 10/26/2010 10:46

    I bet this post won’t make it over…

    Wait. Is rokan here?

  4. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/26/2010 10:46

    who fucking cares…….

  5. avatar
    pepper 10/26/2010 10:47

    Rokan is here…I have faith ……..he can make it to 100……

  6. avatar
    Observer 10/26/2010 10:54

    Rokan’s “girlfriend” told me he can’t make it to the 30 second mark….

  7. avatar
    rokan 10/26/2010 10:55

    There’s a good energy in the gym today!

    Smells like fitness in here!

  8. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 10/26/2010 11:03

    Clearly this is a Christina Aguilera story … So why all the photos of Dee Snider?

  9. avatar
    The Puppet 10/26/2010 11:04

    @Rokan, you are at the gym exercising your typing skills?

  10. avatar
    rokan 10/26/2010 11:09

    I bet her clam smells pretty good after being locked in that spandex all night.

    I love it when you can see a chick sweat from her twat.

  11. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 10/26/2010 11:12

    OOoh Jeeze .. I thought that WAS Rokan dancing behind Christina in photo 4 … If it looks like a wookie, and dances like a wookie ..

  12. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/26/2010 11:12

    my eyes do this too when i makes the poops.

  13. avatar
    pepper 10/26/2010 11:12

    Because I can all get ready to cum….

  14. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 10/26/2010 11:20

    Q: What can you possibly do in your 8000′th sex tape, that you haven’t already covered in the first 7999?

  15. avatar
    Crumb Crisp Coating 10/26/2010 11:24

    I didn’t think I was on Perez’s site?

  16. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 10/26/2010 11:25

    Pep, that reminds me… I gotta go let SuperB out of my closet…

  17. avatar
    rokan 10/26/2010 11:56

    I this your subtle way of telling us you want to come out of the closet?

  18. avatar
    RemSteale 10/26/2010 11:59

    A: Midgets

  19. avatar
    pepper 10/26/2010 12:03 all get a hard-on when ever B puts up a Charlie post…..

  20. avatar
    Sono 10/26/2010 12:05

    Is it just me or did her face morph into Heidi Montag…especially in the first picture.

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