inviting Kelly Brook to parties is a good idea

By brendon November 19, 2010 @ 8:02 PM


Kelly Brook was at the Playboy Energy Drink launch at the Funky Buddha in London last night in this fantastically tight dress, and apparently she got a short hair cut at some point. And, I’m as shocked as anyone, but HOLY SHIT does she look good. Girls always – ALWAYS – look better with long hair, but she looks great like this too. Of course, it’s Kelly Brook. Going from long hair to short on her is like going from a sterling silver Maybach to a sterling silver Maybach that’s low on gas.

(82) Comments

  1. avatar
    CrappyCar 11/19/2010 20:10

    I’d do her a favor.

  2. avatar
    MrAdams 11/19/2010 20:13

    Whenever I am asked what look is better for women, long hair or short hair, my answer is always naked women. Go ahead, you can quote me.

  3. avatar
    Observer 11/19/2010 20:24

    Mr. Adams…..

    …I am startled and impressed with your frankness on this issue of the best looks on women……

    ….I, for one, think your solution has been kept under wraps for far too long….

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    MrAdams 11/19/2010 20:29

    I spent the afternoon doing field research on the subject. Women with long hair have to hold their hair back out of the way when they suck your cock, while women with short hair use that same hand to caress your balls. I know, it is a tough call. I may need to do more research to determine which is best.

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    Gildorg 11/19/2010 21:19

    I vote for the long hair for women… They can use these things called, “Hair Ties” to hold back their hair from the obviously more important task!

    The shorter hair on Kelly Brooke doesn’t do a whole hell of a lot for her, but then again, as was already said… He has nice big boobies!

  6. avatar
    smellsgreat 11/19/2010 21:35

    A bucket of KFC…a six pack of beer and two porn movies…I’m in heaven…

  7. avatar
    smellsgreat 11/19/2010 22:00

    Zombie….you’re Middle Eastern correct?
    Here you go buddy….

  8. avatar
    deliriouspink 11/19/2010 23:54

    That outfit does an AMAZING job of exaggerating her hourglass figure. She looks like a modern Jessica Rabbit. Remember her? If you were born in the 80′s there’s a high chance she was your first wet dream.

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    Habitual Line Stepper 11/20/2010 04:45

    She looks like an Angelina Jolie wanna be … not even close.

    But hey, good for her.

  10. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 11/20/2010 04:47

    Nice try.

  11. avatar
    hedstrong 11/20/2010 16:49

    bout time you fixed the site.

  12. avatar
    Gildorg 11/20/2010 18:09

    Personally, I always thought the Young/Hot version of Nikki Cox was more of a Jessica Rabbit…

    Was the site broken? Damn, I gotta start paying better attention…

  13. avatar
    MrAdams 11/21/2010 00:14

    After further research, women with long hair can tickle your cock with their long tresses while sucking you off, which women with short hair cannot do without looking retarded. But the women with short hair don’t take an hour to do their hair before a date, which is a total waste of time when you consider what their hair is going to look like in the morning anyhow. Shit, I need to do more research on this subject. If Bill Clinton were still the president, I’m fairly confident I could get a government grant for this research…

  14. avatar
    NudeTwister 11/21/2010 13:57

    She’s looking old

  15. avatar
    Gildorg 11/21/2010 15:30

    Nice Avvy, Nudetwister!!!

    Well, MrAdams, Sir… Time for some independent research!

    This is the kind of cause that you should be able to start a site and accept donations from those willing to spend their money on a decent and good cause for all mankind…!!!

  16. avatar
    i hate you 11/21/2010 19:12

    does travolta’s ass smellgreat pepper?

  17. avatar
    Gildorg 11/22/2010 04:37

    Sigh… I hate early Monday mornings…

    Start of another shitty week…

    Where is that damn bottle, anyways…

  18. avatar
    RemSteale 11/22/2010 05:07

    I have to say, she looks a bit mumsy (I think you guys would call it the soccer mom look?)

  19. avatar
    RemSteale 11/22/2010 08:58

    Gee, I wonder what one of todays stories will be:

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…………….

  20. avatar
    Just the Tip 11/22/2010 09:30

    Playboy makes an Energy Drink?

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