Jessica Simpsons new fiance played in the NFL for 6 years, and even had a pretty good season in 2004, but he hasn’t had a team for 2 years now and never had a big contract. In other words he’s almost certainly broke, so before he proposed to Jessica, she had to go buy herself a ring and then pretend to be surprised. Popeater says…
The sight of Jessica Simpson’s $100,000 ruby-and-diamond Neil Lane engagement ring alone is enough to make you gasp, but the fact that she may have purchased it herself is enough to bring you to tears.
“No way could Eric, who doesn’t have a job at the moment, afford to purchase such an expensive ring,” a friend of Jessica’s tells me. “Yes, he made a little bit of money in the NFL and is from a wealthy family, but unless his parents helped him out, Jessica must have paid for it herself.”
What kind of woman would go buy her own wedding ring? A desperate one.
“First, we find out that Jessica doesn’t want to have a prenup, and now we find out that she might have paid for her own ring. It just doesn’t feel right to me,” a family friend tells me. “We all want Jessica to be happy and finally find true love after all she has been through, but she doesn’t understand that in the long run if she pays for everything it will hurt her relationship with any man.”
Gee what a surprise that Jessica picked out diamonds with a ruby in the middle. A ring with a red center? Fatty probably thought it was a jelly doughnut.
Now when she balloons back up to 250lbs, he can’t say shit.
If she “really” has 100 million……
….then that ring is like my wife buying a gum-ball machine birthstone ring…..
…and getting two rings because the machine is adjusted incorrectly……
Nude Twister……
…without a pre-nup…..I’d let her balloon up to Gaboury Sidibe size…..
…AND color……
She could slim back down to her, Daisy Duke fighting weight!
I believe in her being able to rediscover the version of her that was worth, fapping it too!
Sounds more of a plug for the Jewelry company..how much are they paying her?
I’d find a fold and fuck it!
Hey, be careful as the previous post had over 70 comments. if a post actually ever gets over 100 he will say each post gets over 200.
I had to buy my own cockring.
I like the Ad for 9Tip for a FLAT BELLY)
They should recommend it to Jessica.
DDM do you not know that name(s) of the people/person in your favorite band/singer??? How does that “prove your point” that she is talentless?
Crazy I tell ya just crazy.
On topic I bet he got it for free due to all the free publicity Neil lane is getting from this whole thing.
Heavy girls with low self esteem give great head, just saying.
i paid for my own lap dance and it was awesome.
i am standing by my meth – coke bender weight loss plan for jessica.
And the blue link takes you to an enlarged pic of the ring. Dumb and crazy.
Scum…..
that explains my wife…..skinny lanky thing that she used to be…..
Dark Cherry……
…that picture of the ring shows a chubby hand and short fingers……
…..the “matronly gene” according to the human genome project….
So she got a………..Neil Diamond!
10K?……. At Jared® 3K…just ask Zombie…
I’m with Pepper on this one.
Some guys prefer chubby to skinny. I don’t see why her weight is a big deal. She still has nice legs and big tits and it’s not like she’s a wooden block like Kesha or obese like that chick from precious.
Plus $100 mil with no prenup= set for life.
SCUM…nice!!!
…I recommend she throws that Rock into the Hudson…..river
Boys read $100k not $10k.