Rachel Weisz and director Darren Aronofsky have dated since 2001, got engaged in 2005 and had a son in 2006, but now comes word that they’ve broken up, possibly because women are all evil and don’t care about the pain they cause to the men who love them. E! says…
Somewhere along the line things changed.
Notably, there have been rumors about Weisz and Daniel Craig. She and the 007 star allegedly did some serious Bond-ing while working on the film Dream House earlier this year, though neither has confirmed any romance.
Well whatever. Nine years with Weisz would still be awesome. She’s fantastic looking, and seems like she would be really slutty in bed. Last year she was voted the woman men most want to marry in a poll in Esquire. She’s also the big winner of the pole in my pants right now. I bet she’ll be really flattered when she hears the sexy news!