12.20.2010 Black Swan looks like a good movie

One reason why Black Swan got so much attention is because there’s a scene where Mila Kunis essentially pounces on Natalie Portman and goes down on her. Another reason was Darren Aronofskys ability to tell a complex story about a downward spiral into madness. But really it was that first one, about lesbians and pussy.

(39) Comments

  1. Zombie 12/20/2010 15:45

    Breaking news!

  2. i hate you 12/20/2010 15:46

    you jerked off to it here second.

  3. rokan 12/20/2010 16:00

    Best post ever.

    And I know its acting, but isn’t she still burying her face in Portman’s twat?

  4. SCUM 12/20/2010 16:07

    I wonder what Justin Bieber would do.

  5. Zombie 12/20/2010 16:09

    The camera was placed at an angle where it doesn’t reveal the garment covering Portman’s snatch as Kunis pretends to munch away. Still I’d bet anything that Portman sprayed some perfume down there to have it fresh and inviting to Mila’s face. No doubt the director reshot this scene over 20 times before calling it a wrap and waltzing to the trailer to explode all over the walls.

  6. Zombie 12/20/2010 16:10

    By the way Rokan, the best post ever was the one that you didn’t comment on.

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    Just kidding. Such a thing doesn’t exist.

  7. The Original Lo Rider 12/20/2010 16:18

    Quite frankly I don’t care if Portman was wearing anything down there or not. Oscars all around for this movie. I wonder if the homo lobby in Hollywood will demand awards for this movie like they did for Brokeback Mountain? If form is followed here, one of these two will die after portraying Catwoman in a Dark Knight movie.

  8. Death to Finkle! 12/20/2010 16:19

    So, you put $100 in the middle of a room. In one corner you have Santa Claus. In another the Easter Bunny. In the third the Tooth Fairy. And in the fourth, a good n1gger…

  9. i hate you 12/20/2010 16:19

    scum does your avi really live in that trailer?

  10. SCUM 12/20/2010 16:24

    That’s my jam shed hate.

  11. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/20/2010 16:24

    http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2008/10/2009-dodge-challenger-review/

    incase anyone one wanted to read up about a v6 250hp “muscle car”……

  12. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/20/2010 16:25

    Scum, how do yu keep the sound in and the mosquito’s out?

  13. cheekymonkey 12/20/2010 16:31

    Sweet Jesus that is a sight to behold. I was moved to tears.

  14. SCUM 12/20/2010 16:32

    A supercharged charged bug zapper, kills the bugs and covers the sound.

  15. rokan 12/20/2010 16:33

    Listen,

    The last one-nighter I had in New Orleans included a girl who’s twat radiated from inside of her jeans, So if Kunis got that close, I guarantee you she can no identify Portman’s clam by smell, blindfolded.

    On another note, it would have been cooler if she was sporting a thick bush.

  16. Observer 12/20/2010 16:38

    The Boston Globe had some Boston Ballet performers watch “Black Swan” and give their opinions…….

    …they said

    1.) They don’t starve themselves to stay thing……they eat normally…and the exercise from dancing and rehearsing keeps them thin

    2.) Their toes don’t bleed…..

    3.) They had no opinion on cunt-lapping proclivities

  17. i hate you 12/20/2010 16:39

    rokan. i hooked up with a girl over the wknd with a huge bush and i thought of you. it was disturbing on both counts.

    i hate me.

  18. Slaappy 12/20/2010 16:40

    She wiped her mouth yet she didn’t even need to, like when Slaappy goes fishing…

  19. SCUM 12/20/2010 16:41

    the “secretary special” V6 Challenger SXT Challenger. That is funny as shit, but then again I do drive a Honda Accord coupe.

  20. MrAdams 12/20/2010 16:45

    Who plays the Black Swan? Halle Berry?

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