Natalie Portman has confirmed today that she’s not only engaged to choreographer Benjamin Millepied (this handsome devil) but she’s pregnant as well. No word yet on who the father is. Oh wait, never mind, it’s probably that same guy. People says…
The couple met during the production of Black Swan. Portman’s performance in the film has earned her nominations for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award.
This will be the first child for the actress who is due in 2011.
I think it was really unprofessional for Portman to fuck the choreographer. Stuff like this is why I stopped dancing. I had 3 years of classical, 6 years of tap, but everyone was always having sex with each other. I just wanted to dance, ya know, to move and express myself. This is supposed to be about the dancing.
fanboys worldwide cry…
Some guy must have had his dirty cock in her
Wow, so someone was tapping that fine skinny ass, eh?
Well good for him, I guess…
And. . . . that means he came in her too.
That’s fucking gross.
ah, shit…
Why do all the Hot women get prego? There go’s that awesome body. When will they learn.
They won’t, the stupid ones never learn to swallow.
Fucking brunettes.
I’ve wanted to rail this chick since The Professional… NO WAIT… um since… Beautiful Girls… NO FUCK, NO, I mean… since Heat! Yes, since Heat… NO, FUCK, I mean… that one movie when she was legal.
Ok just kidding, pedophilia isn’t funny (it’s hilarious).
DZ: It isn’t funny. Unless it’s a clown doing it.
Like you wouldn’t watch a clown just giving it to Natalie Portman. It would be the highest-rated Superbowl half-time show EVER.
Well, fuck.
Well, on a plus note, the guy is a MALE BALLET DANCER, which means he is gay, or at least not straight. Sooner or later Natalie will catch him with a mouthful of man and throw him out.
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HA! The stupid trick didn’t make the guy wear a rubber. Didn’t she go to Harvard?
This guy’s seeing nothing but dollar signs now. The lucky chump’s got the golden ticket.
She’s incredibly overrated and now apparently pathological. Watch for this to have some twisted publicity angle, and for the rumors to be “incorrect” after they split, or some such shit. Hell I wouldn’t even put a miscarriage story past her.
This is Upper East Side version of what happened to Britney Spears
Captain Argyle…..
…yours may be the most apt comment on this site in YEARS….
You KNOW he was ass-fucking that marvel of gluteus muscles until he slipped it into the wrong hole……
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