Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds broke up

By brendon December 14, 2010 @ 4:54 PM


Before she met Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson was sort of a more talented version of Lindsay Lohan. She was always out in bars and, reportedly, pretty wild sexually (there’s a rumor she banged Benicio del Toro in an elevator). But then she and Mr Perfect started dating in 2007, they got married in September of 2008, and she’s been nothing but successful, professional and seemingly happy ever since.

“Seemingly”. People says…

According to a source, the couple quietly split six months ago, and Johansson initiated the move. The actress began apartment-hunting in New York City and is currently in Jamaica with some girlfriends, the source adds.
“After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage,” they say in a joint statement. “We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.”

Ryan Reynolds is respected, rich, handsome, funny, charming and in terrific physical shape. Where is she gonna find a guy to compete with that? Oh, hey, look, there’s one. Right there in my mirror. Why hello Scarlett. My name is Brendon. How are you today?

(56) Comments

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    Death to Finkle! 12/14/2010 16:59


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    Mac-Daddy 12/14/2010 17:02

    I’ll be her rebound guy!

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    Soup Sandwich 12/14/2010 17:13

    What a whore…gotta love her.

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    butter in ass 12/14/2010 17:15

    Scarlett…Donald Sutherland called…he wants his sweater back . They are remaking Animal House.

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    One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/14/2010 17:19

    one thing i hate, is a talentless hollywood cunt who is famous because of their beautiful natural giant teats, but refuses to show them gifts from hayseus on camera.

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    One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/14/2010 17:25

    DTF, I would have expected the girl in your avi to be wearing a pair of tennis shoes…no?

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    Death to Finkle! 12/14/2010 17:33

    It actually took me a bit to even look at her feet…

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    SomeoneluvsU 12/14/2010 17:33

    She was just jealous because they wouldn’t let her into the Justice League meetings…

    in her defense, she does have a pair of wonder twins there..

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    rokan 12/14/2010 17:38

    I bet has has a furry bush and her clam smells like vanilla

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    Habitual Line Stepper 12/14/2010 17:47

    I like.

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    i hate you 12/14/2010 18:05

    the only jam shed i’ve seen around here has a tennis racket in it and strangely, i have lost my racket. thank god for that. i hate tennis.

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    Chiefs420 12/14/2010 18:13

    Yes please. Until my johansson turns scarlett

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    SCUM 12/14/2010 18:14

    I just went to Doctress’ MySpace to get an update on her radio show and I got a message that Malware blocked a potential virus, then Firefox shut down.

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    SuperB 12/14/2010 18:39

    Ryan…call me….CALL ME

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    gh0st 12/14/2010 18:41

    shit, i’d fuck ‘em both.

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    Watt 12/14/2010 18:44

    I’d tenga flip hole to her

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    The Phantom 12/14/2010 18:47

    Poor Scarlett.

    I hope she can find a more suitable partner and not turn to whoring around. She’s always been quite respectable.

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    i hate you 12/14/2010 18:47

    i am not sure i know what that means watt but it sounds like a dandy good time

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    The Phantom 12/14/2010 18:47


    Do you mean that this website carries computer viruses?

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    One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/14/2010 18:52

    what do you do when you stumble across naked pics of your friends Girl on the internet?

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