Tina Yothers Christina Aguilera is not only fat and ugly these days, but she’s also a lush who crashes parties and passes out drunk in strangers beds too. I’m honestly surprised there’s not a part in this story where she pisses on herself.
Popping up uninvited at Jeremy Renner’s 40th birthday bash on January 8, Aguilera, 30, got “wasted” then lay down in the star’s bed, a source tells the new Us Weekly.
“Someone comes and tells me she’s in my room,” (Renner told friends). “I run up and open the door and I’m like, ‘Um, hi. What are you doing?’ She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!”
Adds another source, “Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep.”
It’s too bad that she’s not hot anymore, because then the answer to the question, “Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed”, would have been, “That girl covered in my semen, that’s who.”
Jelly Roll!
I’d still tap her in the ass.
As long as she was bent over and I didn’t have to see her face.
Also, if she starts moaning like she sings, in that crazy up and down way, I’ll have to knock her out so I can finish!
I think its more like a box of Krispy Kremes
If it wasn’t for passed out drunk chicks at parties……
…I’d have zero biological children……
It’s NOT rape if they don’t say “no”….
Yeah, women incapable of clearly speaking the word “no” is the exact same thing as a “yes”.
Pillsbury dough girl…
Mr. Adams…..
…it is at LEAST a “put it in my ass, I’m still a virgin”….
does she give better bjs as a result of her obesity?
The best thing about fucking a fat girl is “eagle clawing” her gunt with both hands right when you pop your nut in her.
Her “boyfriend was rubbing her back” and “shushing her and telling her to go to sleep.”…..
…either he’s her “beard”…..or that’s some type of “L33T-Speak” for pile-driving her spit-moistened pussy…….
Hey Slaappy, nice avi,
I’d like to give that slip cover a good sniff.
squat down, lift your sac, and cough.
Joust gives good advice…..
i wonder what charlie sheen is doing right now.
Does Aguilera rollerblade?
Chunky, cute, drunk and rich = perfect.
She used to be so much hotter!!!
Joust,
How do you feel about sound-proof jam sheds?
I am going to get LED implants in my penis.
about the same as i feel about non sound-proof jam sheds. how do you feel about bananas in pepper’s anus?