MEL GIBSON – is facing up to 4 years in jail for hitting his ex. It’s probably a good thing he didn’t know that because if he did I bet he would have hit her even harder. (sun)
AMERICAN IDOL – is down 13 percent in the ratings from one year ago, which was the lowest rated season in the shows history. And this is crazy because everyone loves Jennifer Lopez so much. How could this have gone wrong? It’s a real mindbender. (ew)
TAYLOR SWIFT AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL – dated briefly around Thanksgiving, then broke up, but now may be back together. They might as well be. They’re never gonna find anyone else this bland and boring, so don’t even bother. (people)
KESHA – has said in countless interviews that that she doesn’t know who her father is, but it might her father, whom she had a very cordial relationship with until she was 19, but then stared telling people she doesn’t know who her father is. Just once it would be nice to find a girl who wasn’t completely fucking nuts. (star)
HILARY DUFF – is pregnant according to Star, but not pregnant according to Hilary Duff. So either Star is lying, or she’s lying, or she wanted to wait and tell me our big news in person. (star, twitter)
Mel ,….next time do a Hit and run….they only get a suspended license or 6 months in jail with a 1000 dollar fine….much cheaper…..
FIST®
Looks like Brenda is blowing her load early today.
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Geez! Pepper! You let the Spammers in!
What a bunch of shit… Was it ever even proven that he hit that lying russian bitch? I hope he gets out of all charges without doing a damn day!
I didn’t know you could get pregnant from a blow job.
Pepper, is there no end to your lies?
Next you’ll tell me i can’t pee in a girl’s clam after sex.
Hillary Duff looks a bit like Carrot Top, don’t you think?
I had no idea puppets can make a comment at the same time…l usually get hit with
“slow down….you’re posting to fast”
Oh By The Way, MrAdams!!!
Nice quote from Old School yesterday! Points for you, Sir!
Is it too early to have a drink?
Things that make you go, hmmm…
*too
There’s a real fascination with carrot top lately.
Hollywood …4 years in jail = 27 minutes (with 15 off for good behavior)
Poop
on a Stick…
Rokan…you need to get all your puppets up and running…this place is D.O.A………
Thanks for the gossip. This is SUPER news!
Yes, props to the Old School line also. I forgot about it as it got lost when another gossip post was added right away.
So, what’s everybody having for lunch?
I think I’m gonna have a banana, myself.
Rokan,
You can’t get pregnant from bum sex either.
Just FYI.
Pepper,
No one’s listening to you.
Bring back Mr.Pickles.
That is all
Rokan….I think the same goes to you and your puppets……why don’t you bring out Mr.Pickles…..it’s been a while…NO?
Pepper,
Did you hit your head again?
The only puppet I ever had was Lana8