05.25.2011 Ronnie did or did not beat up the Situation

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Yesterday afternoon there was a story saying Ronnie and the Situation, currently filming season 3 of ‘Jersey Shore’ in Florence, Italy, got into a fight Monday night, and it all added up because there were pictures showing cuts on Ronnies hand and bruises on Situations face, and that’s what happens when the first thing is repeatedly slammed into the second thing.

We probably won’t know the truth until the season starts, but for now MTV isn’t saying anything about a fight, and referring to the incident as an “accident”.

“Monday evening, Mike (the Situation) received medical attention after an accidental injury in the house. He was treated and is now at home with the rest of the cast.”

The difference between a house and a home is that a home is filled with love, so yes MTV, he’s at “home”. Clearly these two have found a way to get along. In this case, Ronnie enjoys punching people in the face, and the Situation has a face. That’s called finding common ground.

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(15) Comments

  1. i hate you 05/25/2011 16:47

    they haven’t been deported yet? amazing. what would it cost for italy to keep them. i will put 20 bucks towards it.

  2. Observer 05/25/2011 16:47

    I’d be willing to bet that there are more bruises on their arse-holes and winky-tips than on their faces and hands……..

    ….that’s why MTV is “swallowing” this story….

  3. Observer 05/25/2011 16:49

    I just hope Snooki’s cooter is getting punched…….

    ….because I’ve been thinking more Bar Rafaeli in my morning shower whack-off and less snookums……..

  4. Dave 05/25/2011 16:52

    Roid rage?

  5. The Puppet 05/25/2011 16:59

    Nice to see the comment section back on, too bad the same assholes keep posting.

  6. Gildorg 05/25/2011 17:03

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    Well said, Puppet!

    I thought they couldn’t film them in any bars over there?

    Oh well… A mystery that no one really cares about…

  7. rokan 05/25/2011 17:06

    Ronnie is Sicilian, so that means that his great grandmother had sex with a Negro.

    Just like puppet did last night.

  8. Joust 05/25/2011 17:14

    having sex with a negro > having a pink dildo shoved up your ass by a fat chick

    Would you disagree, Rokan?

  9. The Puppet 05/25/2011 17:14

    I see Mr. 7/24 lives up to his name. Congratulations!

  10. i hate you 05/25/2011 17:15

    i don’t see what kirstie has to do with this joust

  11. MrAdams 05/25/2011 17:40

    …I wonder what Lindsay Lohan is doing now…

  12. rokan 05/25/2011 17:45

    Joust,
    Is the Negro male or female, and how big is their dildo?

  13. i hate you 05/25/2011 18:08

    dr. poop,

    is it possible to have an itchy anus from eating raw or undercooked foods?

    itchy in ithaca

  14. ileblanc 05/25/2011 18:19

    The entire cast and crew of this ridiculous, piece of shit spectacle, need to be sterilized and then destroyed, in that order.

  15. Dr Poop 05/25/2011 18:37

    Dear ithcy,

    Have you recently been to Paraguay? If so, you can get an itchy anus from sitting on a public bus. You can also get herpes from a doorknob or parking meter.

    Try smacking yourself in the rectum with a raw stalk of celery until the itching subsides.

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