Fans of rap music love reading books, so the new biography from Flava Flav should fly off the shelves and be an instant bestseller. And they’ll be well rewarded too, since Flav is pretty entertaining and extremely candid, even admitting to spending almost $6,000,000 on a 6 year cocaine habit. Popeater says…
PE: You’re very honest in the book about your drug use. It got really crazy.
FF: Yeah I was spending $2,600 a day, for six years, every single day. I don’t know how much that is but if you did the math, wow, I went through a lot of money. If I did the math I’d probably be shocked on how much money I spent, I’d probably punch myself in the face.
It’s $5,696,600, by the way. And I’m assuming it took every dime of that for him to get any pussy. But the real revelation of this post is that it turns out I still know all the words to ‘Only Out For One Thing’. Yaay! I’m gonna be rich!
(note: Flav is pretty ugly, so instead of him theres a picture of Bootz, the, umm, “winner” on the first season of ‘Flava of Love’. I think she dates Shaq now or something.)
I think that’s actually Hoopz. Bootz is not very attractive. But then again, for a FOL contestant, she isn’t that bad.
glad to see him getting back to the roots of his people with his chicken thing. he might consider paying the people that work there though.
cocaine is a hell’uva drug - FUCK YO COUCH!
He blew (or snorted) 6 mil in drugs? How did he get 6 mil? For what? Wearing a clock around his neck and saying “yea boy” ?
What did the five fingers say to the face?
2,600/day?
That’s a lot of fucking Grape Drank!
A few of these negro spirituals are somwhat risque…….
I fucking hate stories like this. Flav has eight children. Their names are Shaniq, Karen, Dazyna, Quanah, William, Jasmine, Kayla, and Karma. As I struggle to pay my mortgage this asshole makes big bucks being a goof.
He was charged with attempted murder and imprisoned for 90 days for shooting at his neighbor in 1993. 90 days for attempted murder? 90 days? What the fuck!
Hello. This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy results here, and guess what? You, you got knocked up, so you should probably get out of news.
This guy has no idea what he spent $2600/ day. This very well may have been the results of $500 in cocaine/ day. I am sure ‘da bitches’ he was hanging out with didn’t rob him blind and that he is quite the mathematical super genius.
Go fuck yourself San Diego!
When I party like that, I don’t wear pants!
—pulls off pants runs around room naked and screaming while wiping nose—
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pickles, pass me the eye bleach the next time you run by please.
pickles, how cooome. every time. I IN DA KITCHEN, YOOOOU IN DA KITCHEN……eatin all the foooooood…….
for the love of god. what is going on in here?! i need a drink.
So….Mr. Nutt…….
…he’s as bad a shot as he is a saver…..?
Obs, all I know is I am getting tired of all this crap and thinking about going “postal”. I understand that life isn’t fair and I am using that premise to justify my random mayhem and chaos. Flav is a better shot with his cock than a gun but then again most blacks are.
Nutt,
That may be so, but I’d like to see him try to hold up a liquor store with it.
What did the five fingers say to the face?
Slap!
I’m too fuckin’ white to know or give a shit what a “Flava Flav” is, or was in this case. To be honest, I don’t feel the slightest bit bad about that either.
Women love shoppin’!
Rokan, it is more effective than you think!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYlDbv7MqE8
I may just have to pull out my copy of this movie and watch it again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ9ku_wInw&feature=related