06.07.2011 January Jones sucks at acting

As a producer and co-creator of ‘Lost’, Damon Lindelof cast Dominic Monaghan and Evangeline Lilly, so he knows a thing or two about people who can’t act, which is why it’s so telling that he went on his twitter after seeing ‘X-Men: First Class’ and said this about January Jones…

“Emma Frost’s THREE mutant powers: Telepathy, Transformation to Solid Diamond and last but not least, Sucking at Acting.”

This chick is on a real tear lately. She’s a bitch, she’s a slut, and it turns out she can’t even act. Look out Hollywood, January Jones is on a rocketship to stardom!

(14) Comments

  1. i hate you 06/07/2011 13:18

    what does this have to do with my mac and cheese?

  2. Mr. Nutt 06/07/2011 13:32

    Don’t let her make it. She probably sucks at that too.

  3. Mr. Pickles 06/07/2011 13:35

    I enjoy fucking bitches. There is something rewarding about their realization of being a slave to cock. It’s nice once they stop crying.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  4. Shitcock 06/07/2011 13:53

    She can ride my rocketship to whoredom, if you know what I mean (I’m pointing at my crotch, by the way.)

  5. Demon Spawn 06/07/2011 14:00

    He left out her 4rth power, which is having a ridiculously flat ass. Seriously. That thing is flatter than her acting.

  6. Admiral 06/07/2011 14:01

    Ouch. Yeah, that little bit from the trailer was painful to watch. I can see how she’s a whore, though. I’d toss her around even if I was sober.

  7. rokan 06/07/2011 14:02

    I saw this movie over the weekend and it just confirmed my belief that January Jones is filled with worms.

  8. The Narrator 06/07/2011 14:17

    Yea but she’s hot.

  9. SomeoneluvsU 06/07/2011 14:17

    She’s a bitch, she’s a slut, and it turns out she can’t even act.

    And she’s different than 95% of Hollywood how…???

  10. SomeoneluvsU 06/07/2011 14:22

    And after viewing that clip, I can say with certainty that Anthony Weiner is a much better actor.

  11. meowmix 06/07/2011 15:35

    Play again? No, no thank you. I’d like to die now. Of course, after I add some more white to her outfit.

  12. Observer 06/07/2011 19:45

    This is an unfair criticism…….

    …..ANYONE can see that constrictive clothing inhibits the performing arts……

    …..that’s why Cinemax After Dark is where all the REAL actresses can be found….

  13. Observer 06/07/2011 19:47

    If she were showing full-frontal…….I’d be thinking “talent”…..

    …if she were spread-eagled nude over on of those foam fuck pillows……I’d be thinking world-class actress……

    …certainly if she were at LEAST topless…….then Golden Globes….

  14. Tony 06/08/2011 22:54

    Of course she can’t act. Has everyone not seen Mad Men? She’s the worst part of the show!

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