My first thought when I heard that they were doing another ‘Planet of the Apes’ movie, this time as an origin story with James Franco and Freida Pinto, was that I really really really really really want to fuck Freida Pinto. My second thought was that this movie sounded dumb. But then the teaser trailer looked terrific, and now the full trailer looks even better (embed copy here, HD copies here). I can’t even begin to imagine how hard it was to train the monkeys to glare and throw hammers and do all those stunts and stuff. James Francos medicine isn’t real is it? Is that how they did it? Damn you James Franco, you’ve doomed us all! You’ve made the monkeys bullet-proof super geniuses!
Wait what? Oh, they’re not bullet proof? Oh. Well then I’m not sure I understand what the problem is.
Basketball players look funny with out the ball
Maybe james Franco should punish the apes, you know with a spanking….
iRobot with monkeys.
I liked how all the monkies surrounded the black guy in the trailer. At that moment that dude realized that he will never be called any type of negative monkey slur again.
Is that Denzel?
Do the hot monkeys with big tits at least get naked and shit?
Women have camel toe….
…what do female monkeys have?
Pepper toe?
Banana toe?
I want to know how they got a picture of my x-wife without makeup for the banner picture.
The Marin City naggers are coming across the the Golden Gate Bridge to get whitey.
Marin City http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marin_City,_California
Chikkenfoot Jones 06/03/2011 11:34
iRobot with monkeys.
You nailed it. Movie makers insult our intelligence. Remakes and spin-offs. The only things I like to see over and over are tits, ass and fat paychecks. I’m not seeing any of that lately and I’m pissed!
CGI apes? I’ll pass.
Scum, the government has been breaking up those communities and spreading them out all over. They are easier to control in smaller groups. I have to clean my guns on the front porch now to remind them not to fuck with me. They walk everywhere and when they walk by my house I say; “don’t be eye ballin’ me boy, just keep walking”
I can hardly WAIT to not watch this when it finally comes to cable……
….unless it hits “Cinemax After Dark”……..between two episodes of “Busty Cops”…