Jessica Stam is deceptive

By brendon July 07, 2011 @ 11:38 AM

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Victorias Secret supermodel Jessica Stam is in Berlin this week for the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, and also to tease German boys with what German girls would have looked like if Hitler had won. At first I thought her dress was gonna be see-thru and I’d be able to see her boobs, but apparently it’s lined with some kind of lead because I can’t see a thing. And believe me, I looked. Oh how I looked. I looked and I looked and I looked some more. Now I have a headache. Stop being so stuck-up and let me see your boobs, Jessica Stam.

(image source = getty and splash and wenn)

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(14) Comments

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    Mr. Nutt 07/07/2011 11:47

    FIST!

    Same shit, different day!

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    Mr. Nutt 07/07/2011 11:50

    I’m sorry but I don’t see what the big deal is. And where do their boobs go? They have them then they don’t.

    http://www.fashionisingpictures.net/photoshoots/JessicaStamNude2.jpg

  3. avatar
    Dr Poop 07/07/2011 11:51

    She could get a nasty sunburn.

  4. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 07/07/2011 11:55

    Dr. Poop, I hear German sunburns are more harsh. Maybe Beppo could answer this one better?

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    Dr Poop 07/07/2011 11:58

    I personally would like to hear Finkle’s comments on her boots.

    Tres chic, if you ask me.

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    Death to Finkle! 07/07/2011 12:00

    I would fuck those boots like a goddamn champ.

    Oh, and her too, I guess.

  7. avatar
    Dr Poop 07/07/2011 12:07

    Finkle,

    I actually got a boner for you when I saw them.

    If I could get her up on the examination table, I’d even let her where them in the stirrups, then I’d leave the speculum inside of her and go to lunch just to teach the little slut a lesson.

    There, I said it.

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    mercury 07/07/2011 12:08

    Fucking tease!

  9. avatar
    rokan 07/07/2011 12:37

    I really want to shove an apple up her shit-hole.

    Is that wrong?

  10. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 07/07/2011 12:50

    I’m gonna just come out and say it … I find that lady quite attractive.

  11. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 07/07/2011 13:09

    Oh, she’s Canadian … makes me proud … an’ a little teary eyed.

  12. avatar
    Dr Poop 07/07/2011 13:31

    New up.

  13. avatar
    Observer 07/08/2011 19:06

    I’d fuck her…..boots on OR off…….

    ….what is this chick known for….?…..other than anonymous babes I’ve whacked off too….???

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    KirklandNelson 07/11/2011 12:51

    I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, PennyOrder.com

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